# weiner cats?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 27, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666 "2006-02-27T14:17:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/21 "2006-02-27T16:47:43Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#):
>
> Violator is gonna turn into Steve Buschemi in Billy Madison, you are about to be tops on his list. The makeup, well, that is TBD… Maybe Dos can comment on that?? :gotme:
i have no comment on that lol.
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### Author:  [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/22 "2006-02-27T16:50:40Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> I AM SO GAY.
> I WANT ONE.
>
> WTF.
this cat is awesome!
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### Author:  [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/23 "2006-02-27T16:52:05Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> possibly the dumbest looking thing on earth:
> 
> …
> …
> wait wait wait…
If thats dumb check this out:
Emo Space Cadet and his gayblade spaceship.
Beam yourself back to the dumpster you came from.
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### Author:  [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/24 "2006-02-27T18:29:59Z")
InB4JackandNewmanhaveashootoutwithAK47s
Oh and
Man Weiner \> Weiner Dog \> Weiner Cat
no wait…
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/25 "2006-02-27T19:37:58Z")
the pile of parts i call my 240sx is sweeter than your entire existance, and from there, my cars just get better. jealousy is like spandex. it doesn’t look good on anyone. don’t be jealous, and please don’t wear spandex.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/26 "2006-02-27T19:47:04Z")
sweet…a new form of chew toy for my dogs.
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### Author:  [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/27 "2006-02-27T19:51:35Z")
dude,this one looks fake…
Lowrider
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/28 "2006-02-27T19:51:41Z")
bahahaha
what’s this thread about again?
don likes sportline cats too
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### Author:  [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/29 "2006-02-27T21:09:08Z")
you just want weiner, sho nuff
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### Author:  [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/30 "2006-02-27T21:48:04Z")
> [@nixad](#):
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> I think a ferret would mess up either of them unless the wiener dog is a tough one lol
Umm, weiner dogs take down badgers, so I’d take that bet…
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/31 "2006-02-27T22:35:31Z")
Pre-pimped cats with a 3" drop, that is so hot.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/32 "2006-02-27T23:43:56Z")
bwahahahahhaha since when did sit and spin turn into a rocketship lol
newman you get a fucking cat and i’ll fucking kill you. im serious. no more veggie hoagies for you.
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### Author:  [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/33 "2006-02-28T01:40:04Z")
> [@newman](#):
>
> the pile of parts i call my 240sx is sweeter than your entire existance, and from there, my cars just get better. jealousy is like buttsex. it doesn’t look good on anyone but me. don’t be jealous, and please don’t have buttex.
And here we are again for another episode of:
**“EmoTREK and the Adventures of Captain Douchebag”**
Captain Douchebag: **“Mr Scott, my Klingon gayblade cruiser is malfunctioning. Beam** **me down to planet Buttsex immediately!”**
Mr Scott: **“But Captain, the transporters are down. FagsGreenLx cock ring is** **interfering with the signal. You have to separate it from your Emo** **wallet chain.** **There are plenty other dickriders waiting for your luvin back at homebase dumpster"**
Captain Douchebag: **“Ohura, send out a general Myspace hail for all females under 15”**
Mr Spock: **“But captain, that’s illogical”**
Captain Douchebag: **“Damn it Spock, my purple HIDs are not working on them anymore!"**
-the end
this has been a **_Go Fuck Yourself_** production
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### Author:  [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/34 "2006-02-28T01:51:22Z")
LMAO haha this one’s gonna go 12 rounds :lol:
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### Author:  [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2006, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/35 "2006-02-28T05:24:34Z")
> [@Violator](#):
>
> And here we are again for another episode of:
>
> **“EmoTREK and the Adventures of Captain Douchebag”**
>
> Captain Douchebag: **“Mr Scott, my Klingon gayblade cruiser is malfunctioning. Beam** **me down to planet Buttsex immediately!”**
>
> Mr Scott: **“But Captain, the transporters are down. FagsGreenLx cock ring is** **interfering with the signal. You have to separate it from your Emo** **wallet chain.** **There are plenty other dickriders waiting for your luvin back at homebase dumpster"**
>
> Captain Douchebag: **“Ohura, send out a general Myspace hail for all females under 15”**
>
> Mr Spock: **“But captain, that’s illogical”**
>
> Captain Douchebag: **“Damn it Spock, my purple HIDs are not working on them anymore!"**
>
> -the end
>
> this has been a **_Go Fuck Yourself_** production
Dickrider? Newman and I have had our disagreements in the past so your entire little scenario (while being painfully unfunny and a waste of time) is inaccurate. The one thing that Newman and I agree on is you.
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### Author:  [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2006, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/36 "2006-02-28T05:35:13Z")
imma get me a lowrider cat. and chop and section it. and make some mean general tso. mmmm.
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### Author:  [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2006, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/37 "2006-02-28T05:48:30Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#):
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> newman you get a fucking cat and i’ll fucking kill you. im serious. no more veggie hoagies for you.
Mother Fucking :word:
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2006, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/38 "2006-02-28T06:04:34Z")
> [@Violator](#):
>
> snip
wtf. this isn’t even remotely funny. let me put it into a visual format that you can understand. simpletons love pictures.
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### Author:  [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2006, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/39 "2006-02-28T06:09:15Z")
> [@newman](#):
>
> snip
To avoid being labeled a “dickrider” I won’t mention the fact that this chart made me laugh quite a bit.
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### Author:  [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weiner-cats/8666/40 "2006-02-28T06:13:53Z")
L-FUCKING-OL
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