# welcome home daddy **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 5, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875 "2010-01-05T08:25:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/1 "2010-01-05T08:25:08Z")
when you read it, you’ll shit bricks ![http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-paternity-fail.jpg](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-paternity-fail.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/2 "2010-01-05T08:32:25Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/3 "2010-01-05T08:34:47Z")
took me a second, but LOL ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/4 "2010-01-05T08:35:02Z")
Maybe he sent a vial home? LOL ---
**Author:** ![dyingtolive15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingtolive15/32/7472_2.png) [@dyingtolive15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingtolive15)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/5 "2010-01-05T08:48:33Z")
fantastic ---
**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/6 "2010-01-05T09:48:37Z")
Could have come home for leave at some point? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/7 "2010-01-05T09:55:12Z")
Maybe that’s not his mom? ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/8 "2010-01-05T09:57:00Z")
> [@nappy1380](#): > > Could have come home for leave at some point? +1… that’s what I was thinking. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/9 "2010-01-05T10:00:36Z")
:feck: Of course there are a ton of explanations. Shut up. Just laugh. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/10 "2010-01-05T10:14:36Z")
OBAMA KNOCKED HER UP!!! LYNCH HIM! Better Fry? ---
**Author:** ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/11 "2010-01-05T11:40:36Z")
Its funny, until like everyone said, mid-tour leave, which is super common. Even army wives aren’t that stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/12 "2010-01-05T11:58:28Z")
Hopefully he’s been paying attention to his “Don’t beat your wife” commercials on AFN. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/13 "2010-01-05T16:31:34Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/14 "2010-01-06T02:43:45Z")
How about the kid, who the comment is about, isn’t with the Woman with the gross signage… ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/15 "2010-01-06T04:20:21Z")
They are talking about the kid waving. He is clearly over 1 year old. Should be called readingfail… ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/16 "2010-01-06T06:02:35Z")
Hahah nice. They are talking about the kid. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/17 "2010-01-06T06:16:13Z")
> [@JUICEDSS](#): > > They are talking about the kid waving. He is clearly over 1 year old. Should be called readingfail… > [@walter](#): > > How about the kid, who the comment is about, isn’t with the Woman with the gross signage… Hence: > [@newman](#): > > Maybe that’s not his mom? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/18 "2010-01-06T07:18:22Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > OBAMA KNOCKED HER UP!!! LYNCH HIM! > > Better Fry? Yes. Thank you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-home-daddy/77875/19 "2010-01-06T15:47:48Z")
> [@newman](#): > > Maybe that’s not his mom? x2