# Welcome to Mormon.org chat
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [June 4, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049 "2010-06-04T19:49:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049/1 "2010-06-04T19:49:16Z")
Welcome to [Mormon.org](http://Mormon.org) chat.
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Agent [John] is ready to assist you.
John: Hello
John: How are you?
Me: hi john, im joe
Me: good
Me: i have a few questions for you
Me: now, all of the people of mormon religion dont practice polygamy, correct?
John: Actually anyone who are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints dont practice Pologamy at all.
Me: really
Me: i was under the impression that some mormons still practiced polygamy
John: there are people who claim to be mormons, but they are not members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Me: ok
Me: so
Me: these people who claim to be mormons, some of them practice polygamy still, correct?
John: I suppose so, yeah. But they are not members of the Church.
Me: are you familiar with the rules of that church?
John: Mp
Me: did you mean no?
Me: ok listen im just going to get straight to the point here
John: no\*
Me: if im a “Mormon” that practices poligamy still, can i have sex with all of my wives at the same time?
Me: like, one big orgy?
Me: or is it just one on one action only
Me: are you there?
Me: hello?
Me: please stop ignoring me
Me: this is a serious question
Me: sigh. scientology it is then. thanks.
The chat session has ended.
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### Author:  [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049/2 "2010-06-04T21:20:16Z")
👏
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### Author:  [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2010, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049/3 "2010-06-05T06:40:30Z")
I didn’t know that gentle dentistry secretly pushes you towards scientology while you’re getting procedures done.
One of my mom’s friends went for an interview there as a dental hygenist and they asked her if she would have any problems talking to their patients about scientology.
then the lady dug deeper about it, and i guess they’re trying to spread the word.
when my mom told me about it, all i could think of was that episode of Seinfeld with the rug cleaners and George kept trying to get them to preach their shit to him. haha ;d
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### Author:  [@TradersBASE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TradersBASE)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2010, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049/4 "2010-06-05T07:24:37Z")
That’s fine if you want to limit your business opportunities. You’ll turn off people with differing religious beliefs (or in my case those with none) by preaching to them.
I heard about this Scientology crap where they are backing businesses and/or helping them monetarily with some form of a pyramid scheme or something. Spread the word…pfffttt. Indoctrination is brainwashing not spreading any word. I don’t care for any organized institution because of their narrow sighted beliefs and pigeon holing required to fit in. F DAT. Not to mention they only exist for profit. They are all a business, under the guise of something positive and something you need to have a nice life and/or afterlife. Insult to my intelligence.
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### Author:  [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2010, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049/5 "2010-06-05T10:13:25Z")
Jam, ask him about the magic underwear they have to wear. You have to have a mormon card to even buy the things.
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### Author:  [@TradersBASE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TradersBASE)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049/6 "2010-06-05T10:29:58Z")
Don…ya think we could make bank selling fake mormon ID cards? I can tell you I’d like in on some magic underwear myself. I hear you can shart in them and they don’t stain. LOL
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2010, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049/7 "2010-06-05T10:36:41Z")
They are just normal underwear sprayed with Chipotlaway. Don’t buy into the hype.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2010, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049/8 "2010-06-05T10:53:36Z")
i still really want to find out what the answer is, is it just one on one or can you have one big orgy with all of your wives?
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### Author:  [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2010, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049/9 "2010-06-05T11:01:54Z")
> [@Carnut](#):
>
> Jam, ask him about the magic underwear they have to wear. You have to have a mormon card to even buy the things.
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/welcome-to-mormon-org-chat/156049/10 "2010-06-06T05:20:00Z")
> [@TradersBASE](#):
>
> Don…ya think we could make bank selling fake mormon ID cards? I can tell you I’d like in on some magic underwear myself. I hear you can shart in them and they don’t stain. LOL
Fuck yes.
I want some.