# We'll totally get away with it... \[epic fail inside\]

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 29, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-totally-get-away-with-it-epic-fail-inside/75501 "2009-10-29T20:51:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-totally-get-away-with-it-epic-fail-inside/75501/1 "2009-10-29T20:51:14Z")

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![http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5136/t1largmugshotscarrollpd.jpg](http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5136/t1largmugshotscarrollpd.jpg)  
Police say guilt was written all over their faces.

Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man’s home in Carroll, Iowa.

When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller’s description blocks away, they were stunned by the men’s disguises.

There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.

Carroll Police Chief Cayler told CNN the strange disguises made it easier for his officers.

Both men were charged with attempted burglary, and McNelly was charged additionally with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Lawyers for the two men could not be reached for comment.

[http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/29/iowa.marker.disguise/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/29/iowa.marker.disguise/index.html)

:picard:

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-totally-get-away-with-it-epic-fail-inside/75501/2 "2009-10-29T20:52:32Z")

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Seriously? Amazing.

edit: “I’ve been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I’ve seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two – strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time.”

HA

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**Author:** ![skylinez07](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skylinez07/32/4993_2.png) [@skylinez07](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skylinez07)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-totally-get-away-with-it-epic-fail-inside/75501/3 "2009-10-29T21:20:16Z")

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AHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-totally-get-away-with-it-epic-fail-inside/75501/4 "2009-10-30T05:33:49Z")

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=D

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-totally-get-away-with-it-epic-fail-inside/75501/5 "2009-10-30T05:39:16Z")

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Lol, lookin good, guys.

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-totally-get-away-with-it-epic-fail-inside/75501/6 "2009-10-30T05:45:11Z")

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WOW enjoy the surprise butt seks in prison.

oh and :picard:

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**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-totally-get-away-with-it-epic-fail-inside/75501/7 "2009-10-30T05:59:41Z")

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![http://bigsteez.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/ult_war.jpg](http://bigsteez.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/ult_war.jpg)
