# West Seneca Police Blotter **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 6, 2013, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433 "2013-05-06T07:38:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/1 "2013-05-06T07:38:57Z")
There are some funny ones in here… [http://www.beenews.com/policeblotter.asp](http://www.beenews.com/policeblotter.asp) > [SIZE=-1]**• Two sisters, ages 22 and 23, were having a loud argument > over bacon in a Marne Road residence.**[/SIZE] > [SIZE=-1]**• A Lakeview Avenue woman reported that she’s being > repeatedly harassed by a tenant at her > home. When she arrived home that day, the tenant was > screaming at her and telling her that she > was going to kill her. The tenant, a man, told her that her > primary offense is that she walks too > loudly.**[/SIZE] > [SIZE=-1] > **• A naked female was seen being chased by a male with a > flashlight on Pine Ridge Road.**[/SIZE] > [SIZE=-1]**• A child called 911 from a Kevin Court address reporting > that the battery on his toy Jeep was going > dead.**[/SIZE] > [SIZE=-1]**• A female patient of a Harlem Road doctor kept coming > into the office and telling the doctor that > Jesus told her that “she is to have sex with him.” Police > warned the woman not to return to the > doctor’s office.**[/SIZE] > [SIZE=-1]**• A Ellicott Drive female reported a female in another > apartment was threatening to beat her up > because she “took too many meatballs and way too much > sauce.”** [/SIZE] > [SIZE=-1]**• A confused male wearing a clown outfit on Cleveland Drive > was advised.**[/SIZE] > **[SIZE=-1]• A Cleveland Drive female said she “lost her husband” > inside the house.**[/SIZE] > **[SIZE=-1]• Police responded to a North Seine Drive residence where a > male and female > were having an argument about how the pizza had been > sliced.**[/SIZE] > **[SIZE=-1]• A woman was caught attempting to steal several items, > including a metallic > Santa-style bra worth $10.99, from Kmart on Orchard Park > Road.**[/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/2 "2013-05-06T07:42:44Z")
Jesus Christ. I’m sure the cheektowaga one has some real gems too. ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/3 "2013-05-06T22:39:22Z")
It’s even funnier when you read the blotters about NYSpeeders. ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/4 "2013-05-06T22:39:38Z")
It’s even funnier when you read the blotters about NYSpeeders. ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/5 "2013-05-06T22:39:38Z")
It’s even funnier when you read the blotters about NYSpeeders. ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/6 "2013-05-06T23:47:55Z")
Only one of two of those are in west Seneca. Get a map. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/7 "2013-05-07T03:29:03Z")
> • A Winterhall Road man reported finding his car covered in > ketchup, toilet paper and an “unknown, > light substance.” Hate when that happens > • A Springfield Drive female reported her children were > playing in the house with improvised > flamethrowers. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 4:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/8 "2013-05-07T04:13:25Z")
> • A Springfield Drive female reported her children were > playing in the house with improvised > flamethrowers. Oh come on, who didn’t try the old aerosol can + lighter DIY flamethrower when they were kids? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/9 "2013-05-07T04:25:12Z")
West Seneca/Cheektowaga/Lackawanna/Depew = Same thing ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 4:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/10 "2013-05-07T04:42:29Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > Oh come on, who didn’t try the old aerosol can + lighter DIY flamethrower when they were kids? I figured they would have upgraded by now? Surely they’ve got some sort of propane type rig now. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/11 "2013-05-07T05:09:03Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > Oh come on, who didn’t try the old aerosol can + lighter DIY flamethrower when they were kids? I sure did. My Dad and I had a bit of a “talk”…after the fire department left. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/12 "2013-05-07T05:54:21Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > Only one of two of those are in west Seneca. Get a map. Who pissed in your Cheerios? ---
**Author:** ![evane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6bbea6/32.png) [@evane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/evane)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/13 "2013-05-07T06:10:17Z")
These are hilariously stupid stuff compared to the blotters for Niagara falls or Buffalo, I remember reading Riverside Review where I grew up later on in life, darwinism award material in there ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/14 "2013-05-07T06:24:33Z")
Poor people suck. ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-seneca-police-blotter/230433/15 "2013-05-07T06:28:49Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > West Seneca/Cheektowaga/Lackawanna/Depew = Same thing Whoa! Not true.