# West Virginia Style
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 20, 2005, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968 "2005-12-20T09:33:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/1 "2005-12-20T09:33:38Z")
Only a West Virginian could think of this … from the county where
drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Ripley, West
Virginia. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking
lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed
an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed
to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a
number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
fine, dry summer night) - flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of
times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the
vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained
still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons’ vehicles
left.
At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and
started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently
waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing
lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer
test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man
having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I’ll
have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer
equipment must be broken.”
“I doubt it,” said the truly proud Hillbilly. “Tonight I’m the
designated decoy.”
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/2 "2005-12-20T10:36:08Z")
🤣 thats good.
“in the place where drunk driving is a sport”. lol
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### Author:  [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/3 "2005-12-20T10:52:01Z")
funny stuff
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### Author:  [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/4 "2005-12-20T11:04:10Z")
old one but a good one
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### Author:  [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/5 "2005-12-20T12:33:21Z")
> [@Dick Starbucks](#):
>
> funny stuff
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### Author:  [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/6 "2005-12-20T12:35:11Z")
> [@iroc-z89](#):
>
> 🤣 thats good.
>
> “in the place where drunk driving is a sport”. lol
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### Author:  [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/7 "2005-12-20T14:15:27Z")
hahhah thats freakin genius!
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/8 "2005-12-20T14:17:11Z")
> **[FACT CHECK: Decoy Drunk](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/de-coy-drunk/)**
>
> A 'designated decoy' pretends to be drunk to lure cops away from drinking buddies who really are.
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### Author:  [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/9 "2005-12-20T14:31:07Z")
🤣 thats good…and somehow i didnt see it coming
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/10 "2005-12-20T14:51:10Z")
> [@cleanquick306](#):
>
> 🤣 thats good…and somehow i didnt see it coming
oh man is that good
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/11 "2005-12-20T15:53:36Z")
i can’t believe someone from West Virginia thought of this.
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### Author:  [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/12 "2005-12-20T20:11:54Z")
LOL, best one iv’e heard in awhile 🙂
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2005, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/west-virginia-style/178968/13 "2005-12-21T10:27:08Z")
i printed this out and gave it to my b/f to hang up at his work…everyone there thought it was funny as hell