# what a odd day at work oompa loompas **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 6, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246 "2005-11-06T14:52:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/1 "2005-11-06T14:52:45Z")
so i am sitting at the counter and i see a huge cadilace escalade limo with 20inch spinners roll up. the guys like hey we were on the thruway we got a blow out can u help us out. we got celebritys inside. iam like hwat kind of celebritys. the original oompa loompas from willy wonka and the chocalate factory. sure enough a english talking midget walks up asks me if we can hel him out. iam like absolutely back the limo in. so they back it in. tires unrepairable and as luck has it i have a 2755520inch tire in stock so we go to throw that on. but they got a wheel lock and no key. so i am talking to the limousine service owner on the phone. hes like break the rim i dont care get them on the road. so i bust out the acetolene torch and cut the lug off. so we mount it up and get them all set.i guess the actors were in charlie and the choclate factory, the wizard of oz and were wrestler on wwe. it was odd pics r coming 300zxna was there to he got a picture as well. so thats my odd atory. cliff notes met 2 old overweight midgets from the uk who were stars in willie wonka and the chocalate factory ---
**Author:** ![Fetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/2 "2005-11-06T15:19:33Z")
> [@nitroinsane](#): > > so i am sitting at the counter and i see a huge cadilace escalade limo with 20inch spinners roll up. the guys like hey we were on the thruway we got a blow out can u help us out. we got celebritys inside. iam like hwat kind of celebritys. the original oompa loompas from willy wonka and the chocalate factory. sure enough a english talking midget walks up asks me if we can hel him out. iam like absolutely back the limo in. so they back it in. tires unrepairable and as luck has it i have a 2755520inch tire in stock so we go to throw that on. but they got a wheel lock and no key. so i am talking to the limousine service owner on the phone. hes like break the rim i dont care get them on the road. so i bust out the acetolene torch and cut the lug off. so we mount it up and get them all set.i guess the actors were in charlie and the choclate factory, the wizard of oz and were wrestler on wwe. it was odd pics r coming 300zxna was there to he got a picture as well. so thats my odd atory. > > cliff notes met 2 old overweight midgets from the uk who were stars in willie wonka and the chocalate factory Good story. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/3 "2005-11-06T15:43:17Z")
they tip ya?? lol ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/4 "2005-11-06T15:47:49Z")
odd You guys don’t have a wheel lock removal kit?? ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/5 "2005-11-06T15:50:02Z")
HAHAHAHAH yeah they were on one of the news programs, maybe Larry King recently ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/6 "2005-11-06T15:57:50Z")
:needpic: ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/7 "2005-11-06T16:07:23Z")
Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/8 "2005-11-06T20:06:45Z")
> [@FormulaLS1](#): > > odd > > You guys don’t have a wheel lock removal kit?? i do but it was such a odd size i couldnt hammer anything onto it. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/9 "2005-11-07T06:42:29Z")
haha thats great ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/10 "2005-11-07T06:42:56Z")
I really haveto see the pics. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/11 "2005-11-07T06:59:30Z")
Now I have the damn song stuck in my head. :tup: Midgets are always fun > [@Jack](#): > > I really haveto see the pics. :word: ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/12 "2005-11-07T07:06:02Z")
LOL midgets are cool. x… ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/13 "2005-11-07T07:06:04Z")
PICS OR BANNNN lol umpa lompa dopidy do… . . . . ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/14 "2005-11-07T07:24:59Z")
> [@Xander](#): > > LOL midgets are cool. > > x… if by cool you mean scary then you are right. I can’t get past those little Vienna Sausage fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/15 "2005-11-07T07:32:53Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > if by cool you mean scary then you are right. > I can’t get past those little Vienna Sausage fingers. I think you are confusing them with carnies. You know, small hands, smell like cabbage… X… ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/16 "2005-11-07T07:40:47Z")
where’s the pics bitches ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/17 "2005-11-07T08:01:41Z")
> [@Xander](#): > > I think you are confusing them with carnies. You know, small hands, smell like cabbage… > > X… OK Austin.🙂 Not all carnies have small hands like that. They all have missing teeth and some kind of body odor problem, but the hands can go either way. ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/18 "2005-11-07T08:10:41Z")
Yeah I know someone with small hands 😉 X… ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/19 "2005-11-07T08:21:19Z")
u shoulda wrestled em…thats mad braggin rights “i kickd a real umpa loompa’s ass!” ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246/20 "2005-11-07T08:29:33Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > u shoulda wrestled em…thats mad braggin rights “i kickd a real umpa loompa’s ass!” Less cool when they are in their sixties though. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-odd-day-at-work-oompa-loompas/4246.md?page=2)