# What can brown do for you? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 5, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761 "2009-01-05T09:26:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/1 "2009-01-05T09:26:27Z")
hurl your shit. lol. > **[Brown Can Thrash Your Packages With A 30-Yard Delivery Toss, That's What](https://gizmodo.com/5123563/brown-can-thrash-your-packages-with-a-30-yard-delivery-toss-thats-what)** > > This candidate for UPS-guy-of-the-year doesn't even wait for his van to come to a complete stop before someone's brand new something gets hail-mary'd into the garage. Thankfully, a security cam captured it all. hopefully that was a t-shirt. ---
**Author:** ![greenbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@greenbull](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/greenbull)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/2 "2009-01-05T09:34:38Z")
nice toss ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/3 "2009-01-05T09:41:50Z")
lol, he appears to have alot of practice ---
**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/4 "2009-01-05T09:42:43Z")
My favorite part is that the truck doesn’t even come to a complete stop before he’s out of it and tossing the package. ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/5 "2009-01-05T09:47:14Z")
He probably knew it wasn’t breakable by the feel of the package. I don’t see a problem with this… ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/6 "2009-01-05T09:54:38Z")
ahahaha my type of job! ---
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/7 "2009-01-05T10:19:23Z")
ROFL what accuracy! Looked like a t-shirt bag… ---
**Author:** ![Firehawk853](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/firehawk853/32/7607_2.png) [@Firehawk853](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Firehawk853)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/8 "2009-01-05T10:31:42Z")
lol, I would likely do the same ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/9 "2009-01-05T10:34:22Z")
awesome! That guy is efficient! ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/10 "2009-01-05T10:35:25Z")
He was Ghost Ridin the UPS truck ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/11 "2009-01-05T10:37:07Z")
EDIT: Bah. ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/12 "2009-01-05T10:37:25Z")
On time delivery requires some sacrifice sometimes… X… ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/13 "2009-01-05T10:44:16Z")
He’ll prolly get fired ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/14 "2009-01-05T10:52:06Z")
lol bet he’s an awesome bowler. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/15 "2009-01-05T10:55:44Z")
And DHL was the one that went out of business. ---
**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/16 "2009-01-05T12:15:22Z")
maybe he was in a bad neighborhood and dint want to waste anytime getting out of there… but by the looks of things it looks like a decnet neighborhood ---
**Author:** ![Muscle50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bcef8e/32.png) [@Muscle50](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muscle50)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/17 "2009-01-05T12:35:31Z")
JOELSTER! ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/18 "2009-01-05T13:20:44Z")
hahah nice toss! ---
**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/19 "2009-01-05T13:59:46Z")
^^ Ace Ventura ^^ ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761/20 "2009-01-05T15:50:29Z")
im going to start sending this to customers when they ask why the glass in their oven door is broken. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-brown-do-for-you/60761.md?page=2)