# What can i say, Humping a car is better than humping a female! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 18, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-say-humping-a-car-is-better-than-humping-a-female/72292 "2009-08-18T13:11:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-say-humping-a-car-is-better-than-humping-a-female/72292/1 "2009-08-18T13:11:40Z")
AHahahahahaha, what an idiot. who does this! [http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/crime\_krqe\_albuquerque\_man\_accused\_of\_sex\_act\_with\_car\_200908131357](http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/crime_krqe_albuquerque_man_accused_of_sex_act_with_car_200908131357) > **Man accused of sex act > with car** > ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) - An Albuquerque man faces indecent exposure charges after police say children saw him simulating a sex act with his car in a grocery store parking lot. ---
**Author:** ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-say-humping-a-car-is-better-than-humping-a-female/72292/2 "2009-08-18T18:46:49Z")
simulating, like making a joke about having car so hot that you wana fuck it, then jokingly dry hump the fender? ---
**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-say-humping-a-car-is-better-than-humping-a-female/72292/3 "2009-08-18T18:50:48Z")
> [@n20junkie](#): > > simulating, like making a joke about having car so hot that you wana fuck it, then jokingly dry hump the fender? Witnesses told police they saw Brawner “humping” his car’s trunk while swinging his arms in the air and shouting. His pants were around his ankles, witnesses said. An officer said he found Brawner asleep next to his car. The officer woke him up and arrested him. The officer said Brawner appeared to be intoxicated. ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-say-humping-a-car-is-better-than-humping-a-female/72292/4 "2009-08-18T18:55:37Z")
He’s going to be registered as a sex offender because he humped his car? ---
**Author:** ![Muckman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@Muckman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muckman)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-say-humping-a-car-is-better-than-humping-a-female/72292/5 "2009-08-18T19:50:24Z")
thats a bit much for indecent exposure. ---
**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-say-humping-a-car-is-better-than-humping-a-female/72292/6 "2009-08-18T19:59:42Z")
He could have gotten more friction from “humping” the gas tank… ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-say-humping-a-car-is-better-than-humping-a-female/72292/7 "2009-08-18T19:59:45Z")
was he sticking his dick in the tailpipe? ---
**Author:** ![greenbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@greenbull](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/greenbull)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-say-humping-a-car-is-better-than-humping-a-female/72292/8 "2009-08-18T21:28:46Z")
GET YOUR COCK OUTTA MY CHRYSLER! ---
**Author:** ![mrgico](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrgico/32/7192_2.png) [@mrgico](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mrgico)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-say-humping-a-car-is-better-than-humping-a-female/72292/9 "2009-08-19T01:14:10Z")
like this?