# what can i send to a marine?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 8, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817 "2008-11-08T16:11:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author: ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/1 "2008-11-08T16:11:29Z")

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my buddy is doing his first tour in ramadi and he says he needs some things.  
i know the core is pretty loose on the list of stuff i can send, what are things i cant? so far i got a box full of.  
cigerattes  
santa costume  
disposable camera  
soap  
shampoo  
blow up doll  
nail clippers  
some movies  
beer?  
the list goes on and on.

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### Author: ![StrokedZ28](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/strokedz28/32/7592_2.png) [@StrokedZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StrokedZ28)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/2 "2008-11-08T16:19:22Z")

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You might be able to send him the armor he should have.

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### Author: ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/3 "2008-11-08T16:40:19Z")

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fleshlight?

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/4 "2008-11-08T16:42:10Z")

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> [@BREETIME"](#):
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> my buddy is doing his first tour in ramadi and he says he needs some things.  
> i know the core is pretty loose on the list of stuff i can send, what are things i cant? so far i got a box full of.  
> cigerattes  
> santa costume  
> disposable camera  
> soap  
> shampoo  
> blow up doll  
> nail clippers  
> some movies  
> beer?  
> the list goes on and on.

anything to combat boredom, when the people I knew were over there we sent just piles of old dvds and magazines… lots of downtime over there.

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### Author: ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/5 "2008-11-08T16:47:27Z")

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pron???

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### Author: ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/6 "2008-11-08T16:48:29Z")

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vodka  
flesh light  
porn  
whiskey  
don’t send smokes he can get those much cheaper on his own  
more vodka  
DVD’s  
send him a DVDR full of MP3’s and porn. he’ll love you forever

don’t send anything they have to read. marines hate when you do that to them 😉

PS - vodka is easily hideable in water bottles 😉

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### Author: ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/7 "2008-11-08T16:50:11Z")

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send him a video of you fucking his girlfriend :tup:

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### Author: ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/8 "2008-11-08T16:53:32Z")

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> [@95LS1t](#):
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> send him a video of you fucking his girlfriend :tup:

LOL!! Jarhead…

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### Author: ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/9 "2008-11-08T17:17:36Z")

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> [@Freek](#):
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> vodka  
> flesh light  
> porn  
> whiskey  
> don’t send smokes he can get those much cheaper on his own  
> more vodka  
> DVD’s  
> send him a DVDR full of MP3’s and porn. he’ll love you forever
> 
> don’t send anything they have to read. marines hate when you do that to them 😉
> 
> PS - vodka is easily hideable in water bottles 😉

i thought i was not aloud to send booze.  
if im gunna send him vodka ill put it in a mouthwash bottle with some blue food coloring.

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### Author: ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/10 "2008-11-08T17:23:08Z")

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Aloud? WTF you should be in the marines… IT’S ALLOWED!

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### Author: ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/11 "2008-11-08T17:34:17Z")

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> [@ILC](#):
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> Aloud? WTF you should be in the marines… IT’S ALLOWED!

👶

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### Author: ![MacK5270](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3d9bf3/32.png) [@MacK5270](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MacK5270)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/12 "2008-11-08T18:27:00Z")

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thers a list my buddy got for us b4 he when over seas but i lost it

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### Author: ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-can-i-send-to-a-marine/57817/13 "2008-11-08T20:09:34Z")

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Porn, whiskey in a listerine bottle, cigars… Good stuff. Put it in a box, put a false return address. Just incase.
