# What cars say about you **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Automotive\ **Created:** [May 6, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-cars-say-about-you/154556 "2010-05-06T09:01:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NoSkillz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/noskillz/32/5606_2.png) [@NoSkillz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NoSkillz)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-cars-say-about-you/154556/1 "2010-05-06T09:01:26Z")
For older cars but it gave me a laugh [http://www.theautochannel.com/news/date/19970227/news03331.html](http://www.theautochannel.com/news/date/19970227/news03331.html) ---
**Author:** ![Multisynclg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/multisynclg/32/5328_2.png) [@Multisynclg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Multisynclg)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-cars-say-about-you/154556/2 "2010-05-06T09:48:40Z")
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie hahah sucks to be varun …jokinggggggggggg ---
**Author:** ![NoSkillz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/noskillz/32/5606_2.png) [@NoSkillz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NoSkillz)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-cars-say-about-you/154556/3 "2010-05-06T10:36:57Z")
for the lazy people source: theautochannel Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend - I’m too bland for German cars Acura NSX - I am impotent Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires BMW M3 - I am practical with a huge debt BMW Z3 - I live in California and want Baywatch babes to notice me Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people’s reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette - I’m in a mid-life crisis . . . ha Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ford Explorer - I am a professional with a Grizzly Adams complex Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse - I don’t give a damn about J.D. Powers or his report. Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis - (See Ford Crown Victoria above) Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole Mazda 626 - I only drive to get somewhere Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler MGB - I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante - I don’t know what it means either Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I’m going to make a fortune off the parts Oldsmobile Omega - I am the ultimate road warrior Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA’s Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife ---
**Author:** ![izzo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/izzo/32/5769_2.png) [@izzo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/izzo)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-cars-say-about-you/154556/4 "2010-05-06T10:38:00Z")
roflol hahahahahahahahahahahaha toyota = im still in the closet. vw= i am out of the closet hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![codyne](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/codyne/32/5629_2.png) [@codyne](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/codyne)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-cars-say-about-you/154556/5 "2010-05-06T14:22:21Z")
lol @ datsun,