# What did you get your wife/gf/lady friend for Christmas?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867
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**Created:** [December 19, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867 "2011-12-19T13:07:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2011, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867/41 "2011-12-20T10:00:18Z")

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WOULD SMASH

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### Author: ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867/42 "2011-12-20T13:02:48Z")

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x2.

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### Author: ![Turbo\_B18C\_EJ6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_b18c_ej6/32/6611_2.png) [@Turbo\_B18C\_EJ6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_B18C_EJ6)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867/43 "2011-12-20T21:01:23Z")

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x3

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### Author: ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867/44 "2011-12-20T21:44:09Z")

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x7

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### Author: ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2011, 1:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867/45 "2011-12-21T01:21:33Z")

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> [@FS: 2006 Toyota Tacoma](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2006-toyota-tacoma/47345/4):
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> Dawn dish soap and a dishrag.

fucking genius.

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### Author: ![Gundamzeppelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Gundamzeppelin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gundamzeppelin)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867/46 "2011-12-21T14:26:54Z")

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> [@Praxair Roll Call!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/praxair-roll-call/47341/44):
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> I got her what I always do . A bottle of perfume and a glass dildo , so if she don’t like the perfume she can go Fuck herself

:excited:crackup

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [December 21, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867/47 "2011-12-21T17:49:01Z")

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> [@Teeth Whitening Strips](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/teeth-whitening-strips/47361/7):
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> Why? what’s the big deal?
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> _nws_
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> ![http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/rdims.rdc?gallery=stacy&image=stacy_set4_5.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/d/e/ded68f9c2d7a424ce9e10e9512a66af5b152b46c.rdc)

I have fucked worse . Is Fuck it

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### Author: ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2011, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867/48 "2011-12-22T07:15:06Z")

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dude id pound the fuck out of a real doll if I could afford one.

🤣rofl

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### Author: ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2011, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867/49 "2011-12-22T08:29:02Z")

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Got her pregnant, a house and a wedding this year. I think she’s all set on xmas

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### Author: ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2011, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-did-you-get-your-wife-gf-lady-friend-for-christmas/261867/50 "2011-12-22T08:51:41Z")

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> [@Need Help with UHaul Assistance...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-uhaul-assistance/47380/7):
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> Got her pregnant, a house and a wedding this year. I think she’s all set on xmas

Congrats Dude!

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