# What do you do when you fart on a plane? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 7, 2006, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324 "2006-12-07T13:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/1 "2006-12-07T13:55:28Z")
I smile and look around and make sure other people see I am looking around with that evil smirk. This woman, however… > **[Business & Financial News, U.S & International Breaking News | Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/)** > > Reuters.com brings you the latest news from around the world, covering breaking news in markets, business, politics, entertainment, technology, video and pictures. ---
**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/2 "2006-12-07T13:57:29Z")
wow. just, wow. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/3 "2006-12-07T13:57:35Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![Firehawk853](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/firehawk853/32/7607_2.png) [@Firehawk853](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Firehawk853)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/4 "2006-12-07T13:58:25Z")
Direct the air vent at your ass ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/5 "2006-12-07T14:00:59Z")
hahahahahahhahahah. what a moron ---
**Author:** ![JonnyAZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jonnyaz/32/7363_2.png) [@JonnyAZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JonnyAZ)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/6 "2006-12-07T14:08:29Z")
She said she isn’t being charged with anything but I honestly believe people should be able to get tickets for being stupid… ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/7 "2006-12-07T14:10:18Z")
We are truely doomed to our stupidity. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/8 "2006-12-07T14:15:08Z")
“The woman was not allowed back on the flight and barred from flying on American Airlines” roflol ---
**Author:** ![98GCL](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98gcl/32/7366_2.png) [@98GCL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98GCL)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/9 "2006-12-07T15:03:19Z")
my farts never smell on planes :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/10 "2006-12-07T15:04:43Z")
I didn’t know women farted?? weird. ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/11 "2006-12-07T15:11:53Z")
> [@Mrs. Karus](#): > > I didn’t know women farted?? > > weird. they dont. this lady is a man with a sex change. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/12 "2006-12-07T15:26:02Z")
> “The woman was not allowed back on the flight and barred from flying on American Airlines” Stupid vain bitch lol. ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/13 "2006-12-07T15:28:34Z")
rofl ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/14 "2006-12-07T15:47:50Z")
haha there is no place in the world for fat bitches ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/15 "2006-12-07T15:53:31Z")
lol i got that today at work i love the reuters oddly enough lunchtime email ---
**Author:** ![drewj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drewj/32/5015_2.png) [@drewj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drewj)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/16 "2006-12-07T19:29:02Z")
> _I didn’t know women farted??_ > _weird._ she must not have farted. She probably shit her pants…twice. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f1d935/32.png) [@Johnny5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnny5)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/17 "2006-12-07T20:27:00Z")
Forget about bombs… this women attacks with her toxic nerve gas 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/18 "2006-12-07T20:37:14Z")
i just laugh and look around. i did it on tue and wed of this week :lol: ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/19 "2006-12-07T21:20:04Z")
LMFAO ---
**Author:** ![myHonda1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/myhonda1/32/4960_2.png) [@myHonda1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/myHonda1)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-do-when-you-fart-on-a-plane/21324/20 "2006-12-08T05:58:54Z")
> [@Mrs. Karus](#): > > I didn’t know women farted?? > > weird. lmfao!