# what do you get when you cross a jag and a turbo porsche?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [April 7, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381 "2008-04-07T17:28:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/1 "2008-04-07T17:28:28Z")

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an idiot

yep… that says twin turbo:P

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/2 "2008-04-07T17:29:33Z")

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I see the ass of a jag… perhaps im not as brilliant as you

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/3 "2008-04-07T17:30:58Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> I see the ass of a jag… perhaps im not as brilliant as you

look on the top of back of the trunk… in red… where it says “twin turbo”

tard

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/4 "2008-04-07T17:31:57Z")

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looks like a brake light

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/5 "2008-04-07T17:33:06Z")

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> [@AFhockey31](#):
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> look on the top of back of the trunk… in red… where it says “twin turbo”
> 
> tard

Shitty pic… go piss out another rock

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**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/6 "2008-04-07T17:33:19Z")

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Turbo Jag \> 1/2 megapixel

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/7 "2008-04-07T17:34:25Z")

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well i took the pic… lol… it said twin turbo from a porsche… wish i had a better shot of it… i looked in disbelief before i could get a pic… by that time the light turned green

> [@fairgentleman Z](#):
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> Turbo Jag \> 1/2 megapixel

1.3… get it right 😉

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/8 "2008-04-07T17:37:17Z")

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allllllllllllll aboard the failboat. seriously with the shitty picture…

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/9 "2008-04-07T17:39:13Z")

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> [@bobbyg1243](#):
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> allllllllllllll aboard the failboat. seriously with the shitty picture…

ughh you fuckers are so hard to please

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**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/10 "2008-04-07T17:39:36Z")

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> [@AFhockey31](#):
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> 1.3… get it right

796 X 637, I did get it right :bloated:

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/11 "2008-04-07T17:42:55Z")

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haha well seriously, the first time i looked at the picture i didnt know what i was looking at until you pointed it out.

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/12 "2008-04-07T17:45:15Z")

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> [@bobbyg1243](#):
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> haha well seriously, the first time i looked at the picture i didnt know what i was looking at until you pointed it out.

yeah it was tough… by the time i could get my camera up, he started moving and was gone…

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/13 "2008-04-07T17:47:24Z")

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why are you such a FAILURE !!!

hahahah im sorry. I had to join on the bashing of you

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/14 "2008-04-07T17:47:26Z")

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you may have been better off to photoshop what you saw and it would have been better. maybe not believable, but at least there wouldnt be so much flaming in this thread.

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/15 "2008-04-07T17:56:19Z")

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> [@bobbyg1243](#):
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> you may have been better off to photoshop what you saw and it would have been better. maybe not believable, but at least there wouldnt be so much flaming in this thread.

meh… i thought it was funny… i can take it hahaha

> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> why are you such a FAILURE !!!

well i AM friends with you… so… 😉

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-jag-and-a-turbo-porsche/46381/16 "2008-04-07T17:57:22Z")

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