# What does a blonde do after a serious car crash? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 3, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-blonde-do-after-a-serious-car-crash/18400 "2006-10-03T10:36:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-blonde-do-after-a-serious-car-crash/18400/21 "2006-10-03T18:57:19Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-blonde-do-after-a-serious-car-crash/18400/22 "2008-04-03T13:36:47Z")
Corny. 5/10. > A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. > She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. “Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said. How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, “How about $50?” > The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. > The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?” He responded, "That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it? The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we’ve been getting by e-mail lately.” > A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” the husband asked. “Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. > “And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porsche, it’s a Lexus.” ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-blonde-do-after-a-serious-car-crash/18400/23 "2008-04-03T13:40:18Z")
LOL!!! ---
**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-blonde-do-after-a-serious-car-crash/18400/24 "2008-04-03T13:42:27Z")
> [@MaximaSE98](#): > > She could be brushing GLASS out of her hair…but its funnier to think she just wants to look good for the cops prob the case…being in a car accident involving broken glass, not thinking twice abut it and then going home hours later and washing your hair in the shower tends to hurt…i know this from experience. ---
**Author:** ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-blonde-do-after-a-serious-car-crash/18400/25 "2008-04-03T18:11:10Z")
:bsflag: she looks pretty clean have been in that car ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-blonde-do-after-a-serious-car-crash/18400/26 "2008-04-03T18:21:01Z")
> [@SVT3945](#): > > :bsflag: > > she looks pretty clean have been in that car +1 Looking at the pack and water bottle I’m thinking news reporter. ---
**Author:** ![95VDUB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/95vdub/32/5090_2.png) [@95VDUB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95VDUB)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-blonde-do-after-a-serious-car-crash/18400/27 "2008-04-03T18:35:04Z")
ROFL at first I thought she would be putting makeup on before the pic loaded [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-blonde-do-after-a-serious-car-crash/18400.md?page=1)