# What does a blonde do after a serious car crash? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 3, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-blonde-do-after-a-serious-car-crash/18400 "2006-10-03T10:36:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 22
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Corny. 5/10. > A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. > She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. “Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said. How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, “How about $50?” > The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. > The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?” He responded, "That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it? The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we’ve been getting by e-mail lately.” > A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” the husband asked. “Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. > “And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porsche, it’s a Lexus.” --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-blonde-do-after-a-serious-car-crash/18400)._