# What does a kiss taste like? **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 25, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640 "2007-01-25T13:51:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Converted2LSX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/converted2lsx/32/5962_2.png) [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/1 "2007-01-25T13:51:38Z")
WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE? One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, “Do you know what it is?” “No, I don’t,” said the little boy. “Okay, I’ll give you a clue. It’s the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.” Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, “Spit it out! It’s a piece of ass!” ---
**Author:** ![obi-1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/2 "2007-01-25T13:59:45Z")
:bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/3 "2007-01-25T14:00:49Z")
> [@rare (NYSPEED wise) cars](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rare-nyspeed-wise-cars/27529/93): > > :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Orr89rocz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac91a4/32.png) [@Orr89rocz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Orr89rocz)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/4 "2007-01-25T14:29:45Z")
> [@rare (NYSPEED wise) cars](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rare-nyspeed-wise-cars/27529/93): > > :bowrofl: [QUOTE=SoLowTBSS-2-BE;512875][/QUOTE] +1:cool: ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/5 "2007-01-25T14:32:04Z")
you have this joke all wrong… this is how it goes: > A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of First graders, > using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the Same kind of > lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by Color and flavor. > > The children began: > > “Red…cherry,” > > “Yellow…lemon,” > > “Green…lime,” > > " Orange …orange." > > Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored Lifesaver. > > After eating them for a few moments none of the children could Identify the > taste. “Well,” he said “I’ll give you all a clue. It’s what Your mother > may sometimes call your father.” One little girl looked up in horror, spit > hers out and yelled, "Oh My God!!! They’re assholes!! ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/6 "2007-01-25T15:18:10Z")
hahahahhaa ---
**Author:** ![SCHMEIDER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/schmeider/32/6032_2.png) [@SCHMEIDER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SCHMEIDER)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/7 "2007-01-25T16:15:52Z")
aaaahahahah that was good ---
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/8 "2007-01-25T16:18:20Z")
funny as shit 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/9 "2007-01-25T22:22:57Z")
> [@So what's next?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-whats-next/27543/132): > > you have this joke all wrong… > > this is how it goes: 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/10 "2007-01-26T05:19:54Z")
ROFL 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![neonracer01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@neonracer01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neonracer01)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/11 "2007-01-26T16:27:16Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like/187640/12 "2007-01-26T17:00:53Z")
> [@A letter from Iraq](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-letter-from-iraq/27532/22): > > 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 X2