# What does one do? v. Cheese Danish **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 13, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139 "2006-11-13T12:57:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/1 "2006-11-13T12:57:00Z")
So I decided to get some hot fresh American Vending Inc. food today in the lunch room. And lo’ and behold there was a cheese danish still in the vending machine. Obviously because cream cheese filling is amazing I had to get it. So I get it from the vending machine with no issues. I proceed to eat it working slowly to the delicious cream cheesy center then my worst fears are concerned… It’s all like a slow motion nightmare, as I watch in horror. And open my mouth to scream as the entire cheesy center falls out and lands on the floor. I just about cried and had several options at this point. Personally I manned up and just bought another, but what would you do if you encounted this nightmarish situation? ---
**Author:** ![llink78](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/llink78/32/8037_2.png) [@llink78](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/llink78)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/2 "2006-11-13T12:58:49Z")
id be more carefull and have not let the filling fall out bc thoes are the BEST, and if it did fall id just buy 2 more 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/3 "2006-11-13T13:06:43Z")
I remember the good ol adelphia vending, and then you have the deli downstairs, they have the best damn chili. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/4 "2006-11-13T13:08:22Z")
Oddly enough I’ve never been in that Deli, now that it’s cooled off I’ll have to try it. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/5 "2006-11-13T13:13:07Z")
Where is the “pick it up and eat it anyway” option? I would have made a quick judgement of the floor’s dirtiness and may or may not have decided to go for it. ---
**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/6 "2006-11-13T13:17:58Z")
i’d go buy another one, but if that one was the last one left then I would cry ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/7 "2006-11-13T13:23:54Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Where is the “pick it up and eat it anyway” option? > > I would have made a quick judgement of the floor’s dirtiness and may or may not have decided to go for it. I feel shamed for not including that option. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/8 "2006-11-13T13:24:32Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Where is the “pick it up and eat it anyway” option? > > I would have made a quick judgement of the floor’s dirtiness and may or may not have decided to go for it. Like a real man. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/9 "2006-11-13T13:24:58Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > Oddly enough I’ve never been in that Deli, now that it’s cooled off I’ll have to try it. The owner lady has a semi- hot daughter but shes got a kid…Slut ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/10 "2006-11-13T13:39:01Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > The owner lady has a semi- hot daughter but shes got a kid…Slut hahaha ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/11 "2006-11-13T13:41:43Z")
Just buy another one…or if nobody is looking…5 second rule. ---
**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/12 "2006-11-13T16:46:13Z")
haha…I dont really think the 5sec rule applies if you have to scrape up the food with a knife ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/13 "2006-11-13T16:47:51Z")
True, it would have been like scraping pudding off the floor. And on top of that 5 people saw it happen. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/14 "2006-11-13T16:59:45Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > And on top of that 5 people saw it happen. ☹ Just look them right in the eyes and eat that thing off the floor! They will respect you. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/15 "2006-11-13T19:09:09Z")
i think i’d start sacking various objects and furniture in the lunchroom and Mark, the trainer ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/16 "2006-11-13T19:23:06Z")
ohh i wish i could eat that and not feel guilty. my candy snack of the day consists of like 2 gummy bears or sometimes a very small bowl of ice cream. now i want one. now i have to make it through tim hortons tonight and just buy a capp before work and NOT a bagel with cream cheese. thanks a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/17 "2006-11-13T19:26:23Z")
Could you buy one for me while your there. \<3 ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/18 "2006-11-13T21:48:33Z")
haha, that sucks just plow like a 2lb bag of gummy worms and a tub or 3 of ben & jerry’s then aw right aw right :tup: ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/19 "2006-11-13T22:06:54Z")
i was just telling newman the other day how much i hate cheese danish and the man who invented it needs to be slapped in the face wheres the option for “buy a better flavor danish” ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139/20 "2006-11-14T06:36:40Z")
> [@layzie](#): > > i was just telling newman the other day how much i hate cheese danish and the man who invented it needs to be slapped in the face > > wheres the option for “buy a better flavor danish” :word: its like cinnamon buns with no frosting on top or plain timbits. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-one-do-v-cheese-danish/20139.md?page=2)