# What drives Edward? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 10, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-drives-edward/248273 "2009-11-10T18:39:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-drives-edward/248273/1 "2009-11-10T18:39:19Z")
Edward drives a Volvo. Edward is gay. Volvos are gay. (Hence the MAN emblem) ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-drives-edward/248273/2 "2009-11-10T18:42:29Z")
what kind of shit is this? lock 1 ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-drives-edward/248273/3 "2009-11-10T18:43:04Z")
Who is Edward and I thought Volvo’s were for women. Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na You know I used to be a bad girl I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club But now I know my right wing from my wrong Yeah, yeah I really used to be a bad girl I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom I know I used to be a real wild child But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na I really used to be a bad girl I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do But now I’m different–now I sing a new song I really used to be a bad girl I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom Yes, I used to be a real wild child But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na Where do all the porn stars go When the lights go down? I wonder where all the porn stars go 'Cause when you need one, they are never around I think they moved out to the suburbs And now they’re blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives They all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives Where do all the porn stars go When the lights go down? I think I know where all the porn stars go They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-drives-edward/248273/4 "2009-11-10T18:44:42Z")
> [@Film : 300 (Review, trailers and more)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/film-300-review-trailers-and-more/24529/83): > > what kind of shit is this? > > lock 1 I just saw some retarded Volvo ad, with the tag “What drives Edward.” This while watching “Parking Wars” those Philly parkers are so silly! ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-drives-edward/248273/5 "2009-11-10T18:44:45Z")
Lock 2 i would fuck the shit outta that girl in redevils sig 1 ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-drives-edward/248273/6 "2009-11-10T18:50:07Z")
Heres the ad: