# what i did at work today...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 26, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992 "2005-01-26T18:06:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/1 "2005-01-26T18:06:57Z")

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went up to bell acres in sewickly, ( shaggy probably knows where it is) bad ass house… with 75 acres, a guest house, another house, and a barn, allll newly refinished, we were moving them out and me and a kid grabbed a couch. when we got to the truck to set it down he moved it real quick and a staple grabbed my right hand and ummm ripped the shit out of it… 7 stitches in the muscle, and 6 on the outside… its still sore from 10 am this morning

![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/hand1.JPG](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/hand1.JPG)  
 ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/hand2.JPG](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/hand2.JPG)  
:doh:

im gonna have to learn how to use me left hand for the next 2 weeks!  
damnit! :jerkit:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/2 "2005-01-26T18:13:41Z")

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damn you have to relearn a new stroke for the left hand :eek:

you remember the peoples last name?

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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/3 "2005-01-26T18:19:55Z")

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looks like something Eurodad would do

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/4 "2005-01-26T18:20:47Z")

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> [@The1SloShelby](#):
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> im gonna have to learn how to use me left hand for the next 2 weeks!  
> damnit! :jerkit:

thats the easy part. wait till ya got to wipe your ass with your left hand. hahaha

and if you had man hands complete with calusus that would’nt of happened.

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**Author:** ![Stroker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stroker/32/5948_2.png) [@Stroker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stroker)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/5 "2005-01-26T18:21:19Z")

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i switched to left hand when i broke my wrist been usying it ever since

ediy wipin ass with left hands sucks

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/6 "2005-01-26T18:23:17Z")

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> [@eurodad](#):
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> thats the easy part. wait till ya got to wipe your ass with your left hand. hahaha

OH SHIT!!! your right, wtf am i going to do! 🤣

shaggy i done remember the last name, the place is in the middle of a damn field, you cant miss it

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/7 "2005-01-26T18:24:51Z")

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damn theres some fine lookin nurses at sewickley vally hospital! hehe

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**Author:** ![danteisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba8739/32.png) [@danteisme](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danteisme)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/8 "2005-01-26T18:29:45Z")

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ouch ouch ouch

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/9 "2005-01-26T18:32:05Z")

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well im going to go ATTEMPT to shower, shit , and shave, i think im going to be awhile 🤣

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/10 "2005-01-26T18:36:04Z")

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> [@The1SloShelby](#):
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> well im going to go ATTEMPT to shower, shit , and shave, i think im going to be awhile 🤣

that’s all wrong. It’s shit, then shower, then shave.

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**Author:** ![Stroker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stroker/32/5948_2.png) [@Stroker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stroker)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/11 "2005-01-26T18:37:58Z")

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i go shit shave shower

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/12 "2005-01-26T18:39:02Z")

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shave shit shower :slap:

wait…

derek you shave ??? 🤣

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/13 "2005-01-26T18:41:06Z")

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i do, shave shit then shower, rarely to i shit after the shower, but its fun to poop right after the shower cuz it comes out smoothly 🤣

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/14 "2005-01-26T18:44:52Z")

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i have to shave after the shower or i get razor burn real bad. and why does the shit come out more smoothly after you shower? are you soaping up your bunghole and not rinsing it?

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/15 "2005-01-26T18:48:43Z")

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you gotta leave it damp, then wipe! lol

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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/16 "2005-01-26T18:49:06Z")

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> [@eurodad](#):
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> i have to shave after the shower or i get razor burn real bad. and why does the shit come out more smoothly after you shower? are you soaping up your bunghole and not rinsing it?

First of all this is too much info about you folks… second of all … I know what he talking about… it does come out smoother…hahahahah

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/17 "2005-01-26T18:51:34Z")

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:idb:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/18 "2005-01-26T18:51:39Z")

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wow, too much info 🤣

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/19 "2005-01-26T18:54:26Z")

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OMG 🤣

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**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-i-did-at-work-today/171992/20 "2005-01-26T18:55:01Z")

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girls poop??? 😕 :dunno:

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