# what is son? **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 22, 2007, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-is-son/110449 "2007-10-22T14:46:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 26
**Author:** ![fastback240](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fastback240/32/5591_2.png) [@fastback240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastback240)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-is-son/110449/26 "2007-10-25T15:24:16Z")
> [@FS: Saab 9000 Turbo/Manifold/Intercooler/BOV $100](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-saab-9000-turbo-manifold-intercooler-bov-100/14596/10): > > Low ballers are everywhere. Do car sales for 8 years and then come talk to me about low ballers. LOL > > Customer: How much is this car? > Me: Well we have discounted it from $21,990.00 to $18,990.00 in order to make it the cheapest one available on Autotrader dollar v.s. kilometers. > Customer: No I saw one cheaper somewhere else! It was $1500.00 cheaper! > Me: Did it have 48,000 km’s and full factory warranty? > Customer: No it had a few more but not much. > Me: Realy!!! Let’s go to Autotrader and check it out then! > Customer: NO NO NO it’s not important! > Me: It is to us! We want to make sure our’s is the best price. > > Me and customer go to my office to negotiate and go on autotrader. > > Me: Where is it sir? > Customer: Here it is! > Me: Sir that one has 92,000 kms! Ours has 48,000 how can you compare our price to his while ours has like half the kilometers?..wouldn’t you rather spend an extra $1500.00 for 44,000 km’s less? > Customer: 44,000 kms is nothing! > Me: So how come you are not there buying that one? > Customer: I don’t like the colour. > Me: but it’s the same colour as ours! > Customer: No sorry I meant the condition. > Me: Oh so it’s not in good shape as ours! > Customer: NO NO just minor things. > > Me: So what would make you purchase this car right now? > Customer: A better price! > Me: So you are asking me to discount the cheapest one available in all of Ontario to even a lower price? > Customer: Yes > Me: Okay let’s write up the offer and I will see what I can do for you. > > I write up bill of sale… > > Me: So what is your offer price? > Customer: $16,000.00 > Me: $16,000.00??? Are we talking about the same car? you can’t be serious? > Customer: Taxes included! > Me: ROFLMAO > Customer: _confused look on his face_ > Me: Sir that’s crazy…let’s get serious for a second and let’s stop wasting each others time. > Customer: That’s my best offer Im paying CASH! > > For some reason people who pay cash think they are God. > > Me: Tell you what? You go shop around some more because you are not aware of the real market value of this vehicle. > Customer: I know you guys probably bought it for like $10,000.00 > Me: If we had that much mark up on cars I wouldn’t need to sell you this car my self, my servent would do it for me LOL. > Customer: Well…that’s my final offer take it or leave it! > Me: WE WILL TAKE IT!!! DONE DEAL!!! > Customer: REALLY??? > Me: Yes but under one condition which will be marked on your bill of sale. > Customer: what condition. > Me: If this car is still here by the end of 2009 when it will be actually worth the money you are offering for it, then you can come pick it up!!! > Customer: …Get’s hit by reality, bows head in shame and walks away. > Me:…I blow a fart and feel good about being a dick to a guy like that. > > This was my experience at least once a day everyday!!! > > Yes low ballers SUCK! i cant belive i actualy read that lol its funny cause it sounds like somthing iwould do --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-is-son/110449)._