# What not to ask on a blackhat forum

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 15, 2011, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504 "2011-06-15T12:31:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504/1 "2011-06-15T12:31:51Z")

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Some guy asked on Blackhat forums to photoshop a pick to remove the background. The replies are pretty funny.

**SEMI NSFW** - some pictures have him holding a dildo

> **[Can anyone get rid of the background in this photo?](https://www.blackhatworld.com/threads/312293/)**
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> Hello everyone!
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> How much would you guys charge me to get me out of the background in this picture? I mean me and the chair (basically I just want the...

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**Author:** ![Z28pr0jekt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28pr0jekt/32/5393_2.png) [@Z28pr0jekt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28pr0jekt)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504/2 "2011-06-15T12:47:13Z")

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haha website is insanely slow to load but some of those are awesome

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504/3 "2011-06-15T12:48:01Z")

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Hahahahaha!

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504/4 "2011-06-15T12:54:01Z")

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As soon as I read this thread title I said to myself “Oh no…”

and it is exactly what I needed. sooo many lols

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**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504/5 "2011-06-15T12:57:08Z")

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looooooool

 ![http://i.imgur.com/ZiQpE.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/ZiQpE.jpg)

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**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504/6 "2011-06-15T13:04:36Z")

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^that was the winner for me.

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**Author:** ![Neon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@Neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neon)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504/7 "2011-06-15T15:12:03Z")

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Jimi Hendrix riding a T-rex while still jamming, hell yeah.

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504/8 "2011-06-15T17:38:07Z")

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Cubancrisis?

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504/9 "2011-06-15T17:51:30Z")

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so funny.

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**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-ask-on-a-blackhat-forum/213504/10 "2011-06-15T20:39:54Z")

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That’s quality stuff right there
