# What not to do when you drink your first time... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 31, 2006, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755 "2006-08-31T07:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/41 "2006-09-01T07:05:04Z")
> [@turbo ls1 ss](#): > > the first time i got drunk i took down 12 beers watchin a movie at my sisters apartment. it was a good type of drunk where your goofy…and off in your own world. and go to sleep on fluffy clouds. > > the second time i got drunk, i thought i was some kind of champ from the first time. it didnt go so well. i had like 9 beers in 1.5 hrs…which isnt a big deal, but it is when ur bodys not used to it. i blacked out and was puking everywhere. worst feeling ive ever felt… :lol: Then you sucked a dick? lol 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/42 "2006-09-01T07:30:57Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > Then you sucked a dick? > > lol 😃 no, then he bought an fbod ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/43 "2006-09-01T07:40:57Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > no, then he bought an fbod so there ARE people who did worse than me… ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/44 "2006-09-01T07:41:36Z")
> [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](#): > > so there ARE people who did worse than me… nope, sorry 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/45 "2006-09-01T09:08:24Z")
getting closer though, right? lol read: getting drunk and fucking a fat chick is worse than getting drunk and sucking a cock AND getting drunk and getting an fbod. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/46 "2006-09-01T09:19:59Z")
:lol: @ this thread ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/47 "2006-09-01T11:12:29Z")
i’d rather suck a dick/fuck a fat chick than drive an f-bod. ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/48 "2006-09-01T12:16:43Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#): > > i’d rather suck a dick/fuck a fat chick than drive an f-bod. its easy to say u’d rather do something when your used to it:gotme: ---
**Author:** ![RockKittie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rockkittie/32/7221_2.png) [@RockKittie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RockKittie)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/49 "2006-09-01T13:24:29Z")
> [@Fetter](#): > > :bsflag: I’d say he was already gay, and was either in huge denile or just never let on to it. Denile is a river in Egypt 😉 The story is no BS, and we knew he was definitely straight before. Now, he prefers guys. So whether he changed that night, or maybe earlier than that we don’t know. But, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in DENIAL. Especially when you work in the department that I work in. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/50 "2006-09-01T13:30:18Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#): > > i’d rather suck a dick/fuck a fat chick than drive an f-bod. how about giving road head in an fbod? ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/51 "2006-09-01T14:01:58Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#): > > i’d rather suck a dick/fuck a fat chick than drive an f-bod. Have fun with that. Let me start growing my mullet… ---
**Author:** ![ezfd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ezfd/32/7334_2.png) [@ezfd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ezfd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/52 "2006-09-01T14:47:00Z")
HolyFuckingShit!!! wow, i mean wow i’m really speechless, i can’t even begin to comprehend this… ---
**Author:** ![nhcbr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@nhcbr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nhcbr)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/53 "2006-09-01T14:48:17Z")
Ok wait someone needs to tell him there aren’t steroids in cum!!! ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/54 "2006-09-01T15:04:54Z")
> [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](#): > > getting closer though, right? lol > read: getting drunk and fucking a fat chick is worse than getting drunk and sucking a cock AND getting drunk and getting an fbod. no no no, STAYING SOBER, fucking a fat chick, admiting that it was “your first” ,posting her picture on the internet and bragging because you have no freinds in real life, is by far worse than buying an f-bod, or a dude sucking another dudes dick. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/55 "2006-09-01T16:36:19Z")
rofl, 2 in one month, that forum needs to change its name. undercover homos. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/56 "2006-09-01T17:15:45Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#): > > i’d rather suck a dick/fuck a fat chick than drive an f-bod. :word: V-dubs are so much more manly. :tup: ![http://arabam.milliyet.com.tr/fuar/2003/cenevre/vw_beetle_cabrio.jpg](http://arabam.milliyet.com.tr/fuar/2003/cenevre/vw_beetle_cabrio.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/57 "2006-09-01T17:51:18Z")
> [@newman](#): > > lol. i only had sex with one guy and it wasn’y anything like what i pictured it to be. YOU BITCH ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/58 "2006-09-01T22:05:12Z")
> [@ImportMuscle](#): > > no no no, STAYING SOBER, fucking a fat chick, admiting that it was “your first” ,posting her picture on the internet and bragging because you have no freinds in real life, is by far worse than buying an f-bod, or a dude sucking another dudes dick. > > 🤣 1. I was platered…and I was actually kinda drunk when I posted too 2. you don’t fucking know me. I have plenty of friends “in real life”. 3. Why do you guys have to take it so seriously? Jesus tapdancing christ! It wasn’t your dick, NOR you pushing! What the fuck do you care anyway? ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/59 "2006-09-01T22:14:34Z")
i was sober when i bought my F bod… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755.md?page=2)