# What the crap is living at my shop **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 7, 2007, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647 "2007-08-07T07:23:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![xlogic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/59ef9b/32.png) [@xlogic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xlogic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/21 "2007-08-07T11:25:16Z")
i have homemade smokebombs…they last for a good 5 minutes with thick ass smoke…i say you put one down there…put something over the hole…and see how many other entrances/exits he has…then fill them all with glass n dirt ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/22 "2007-08-07T11:40:44Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/23 "2007-08-07T16:28:42Z")
i have tons of them under my cars! ---
**Author:** ![noahTHEpurdy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/87869e/32.png) [@noahTHEpurdy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noahTHEpurdy)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/24 "2007-08-07T16:36:01Z")
> [@Damn, Melissa Holmes is HOT.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-melissa-holmes-is-hot/31707/24): > > i have tons of them under my cars! Guffey holes? ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/25 "2007-08-07T17:18:56Z")
> [@Datsun Spotting](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/datsun-spotting/31783/3): > > ![http://www.lazydork.com/movies/caddyshack.jpg](http://www.lazydork.com/movies/caddyshack.jpg) 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![tjZ28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@tjZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tjZ28)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/26 "2007-08-07T17:58:28Z")
> [@Water Main Breaks](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/water-main-breaks/31763/9): > > damn that’s a big ass hole! :eek2: Hehe… you said “big asshole.” -TJ ---
**Author:** ![PurpleMongoose](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purplemongoose/32/3349_2.png) [@PurpleMongoose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PurpleMongoose)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/27 "2007-08-07T20:32:46Z")
Maybe that’s where Osama’s hiding? ---
**Author:** ![xlogic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/59ef9b/32.png) [@xlogic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xlogic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/28 "2007-08-07T21:58:35Z")
> [@FS: Computer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-computer/31731/2): > > Maybe that’s where Osama’s hiding? only because pewter lives in egypt ---
**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 5:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/29 "2007-08-08T05:05:28Z")
Groundhog. I suggest a gas soaked rag, lighter, and a few M80s. The rag is only for effect. There’s probably another hole somewhere. They usually link them. ---
**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/30 "2007-08-08T05:09:51Z")
🤣 at Richard Simmons! ---
**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/31 "2007-08-08T06:13:45Z")
I’d kinda like to lure him out and then smash him with a baseball bad FOR TEARING UP MY LOT! ---
**Author:** ![mustang03gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/32 "2007-08-08T07:26:05Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/31640/34): > > I’d kinda like to lure him out and then smash him with a baseball bad FOR TEARING UP MY LOT! He was probably there before you were. Stop tearing up his home! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jph102900](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jph102900/32/6049_2.png) [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/33 "2007-08-08T07:36:58Z")
> [@Saturn Vue](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saturn-vue/31770/28): > > i have homemade smokebombs…they last for a good 5 minutes with thick ass smoke…i say you put one down there…put something over the hole…and see how many other entrances/exits he has…then fill them all with glass n dirt We did something like this at my parents house a while ago. There were some kind of animals digging holes in front of the front porch, so we go these things at the hardware store call “Gopher Gernades” or something like that. They looked like sticks of dynamite and you light it and throw it in the hole, then you look for more smoke rising and plug those holes. Then you toss a couple more in once the holes are plugged and it should get rid of all of the gophers. ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/34 "2007-08-08T08:07:36Z")
Carl Spackler: [preparing to dynamite the gopher tunnel] In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher’ ---
**Author:** ![1st\_v-dub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/ee7513/32.png) [@1st\_v-dub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1st_v-dub)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/35 "2007-08-08T08:08:54Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/31640/34): > > I’d kinda like to lure him out and then smash him with a baseball bad FOR TEARING UP MY LOT! richard simmons? ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/36 "2007-08-08T08:24:24Z")
> [@\*Official\* NHL Offseason thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nhl-offseason-thread/31798/6): > > richard simmons? no I think he meant fshowcars. ---
**Author:** ![T34418L31](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@T34418L31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T34418L31)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/37 "2007-08-08T08:26:39Z")
Lure him out, keep him as the shop mascot. ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/38 "2007-08-08T10:08:53Z")
> [@\*OFFICIAL\* Buffalo Sabres 2007 Off-Season Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-2007-off-season-thread/30906/241): > > Guffey holes? :jerkit: > [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/31640/34): > > I’d kinda like to lure him out and then smash him with a baseball bad FOR TEARING UP MY LOT! 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/39 "2007-08-08T15:20:51Z")
> [@Datsun Spotting](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/datsun-spotting/31783/7): > > He was probably there before you were. Stop tearing up his home! 🙂 oki, i was totally here first. I owe that SOB nothing :madfawk: to you gopher!!!1 ---
**Author:** ![mustang03gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/40 "2007-08-08T15:29:04Z")
> [@\*OFFICIAL\* Buffalo Sabres 2007 Off-Season Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-2007-off-season-thread/30906/261): > > oki, i was totally here first. I owe that SOB nothing > > :madfawk: to you gopher!!!1 lol…freak! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647.md?page=3)