# What the crap is living at my shop

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 7, 2007, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647 "2007-08-07T07:23:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Honda125](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Honda125](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Honda125)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/41 "2007-08-08T15:46:38Z")

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its a ground hog. get some smoke bombs, and a shot gun.

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**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/42 "2007-08-08T19:31:57Z")

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> [@\*OFFICIAL\* Buffalo Sabres 2007 Off-Season Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-2007-off-season-thread/30906/263):
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> its a ground hog. get some smoke bombs, and a shot gun.

welp, at least i’ll blend in with the shotgun!

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**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 5:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/43 "2007-08-09T05:00:40Z")

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Make sure if you throw flammables into the hole that the little bastard doesn’t catch on fire and run into the garage. 🤣

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**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/44 "2007-08-09T06:37:12Z")

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dude, if i set him on fire and he runs into the shop and burns my place down… I would seriously wig out. After that I’d form AAAG (angry aholes againts gophers)

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/45 "2007-08-09T06:49:51Z")

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smoke the holes and make it like Chuck E Cheese and hit the gopher with a hammer?

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**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/46 "2007-08-09T08:43:02Z")

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> [@290 West Speed Trap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/290-west-speed-trap/31814/12):
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> dude, if i set him on fire and he runs into the shop and burns my place down… I would seriously wig out. After that I’d form AAAG (angry aholes againts gophers)

I witnessed a flaming (not gay) groundhog catch a yard on fire firsthand. Hilarious in that situation…not if one runs into a garage.

Whack-a-weasel would be hilarious. Charge $5 for 10 hits.

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**Author:** ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/47 "2007-08-09T08:46:45Z")

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smoke it out, and wait with a 9-iron…:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![obi-1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/48 "2007-08-09T08:50:51Z")

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They’re like the viet-cong. The varmint-cong.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/49 "2007-08-09T09:28:30Z")

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LEAVE HIM ALONE!

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**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/50 "2007-08-09T10:00:06Z")

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> [@WTB ... Sprint phone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-sprint-phone/31780/8):
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> LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Good idea! Use the element of surprise. Make him think that you don’t care that he’s there…then :reloading:

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**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/51 "2007-08-09T10:23:33Z")

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Just roll an M80 or two into the hole…

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**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/52 "2007-08-09T11:36:45Z")

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maybe i should start feeding him, like 5 times a day… make him so fat he can’t get back in his hole…

then i will DROP KICK THAT BICH OVER MY FENCE!@#

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/53 "2007-08-09T11:42:56Z")

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> [@HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBICANT!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-rubicant/31827/2):
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> maybe i should start feeding him, like 5 times a day… make him so fat he can’t get back in his hole…
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> then i will DROP KICK THAT BICH OVER MY FENCE!@#

[![http://smiliesftw.com/x/fling.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/a/ba3850d0140d0b93b2c4fd45827d8eea49dd9dde.gif)](http://smiliesftw.com)

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**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-crap-is-living-at-my-shop/191647/54 "2007-08-09T12:37:19Z")

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You’ll break your ankle if it’s that fat.

Lure it into the roadway with a female groundhog decoy.

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