# What the fuck **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 11, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236 "2010-07-11T08:32:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/1 "2010-07-11T08:32:39Z")
Why is it today that every time I drink a little bit of water, my stomach cramps up and I have to take a shit? I ate a bowl of Life cereal this morning, took a piss, and began working on my garage. About 10 mins later, I got a bottle of water and not 30 seconds after I drank some of it, I had to take a big poop. Deposited waste in toilet, and resumed work. Took another drink of water, and AGAIN same thing! Within 30 seconds, stomach cramps up and I am forced to drop another bomb in the bathroom. After the 3rd time I just stopped drinking anything. As I am sitting here, I am feeling my stomach cramp up like I have to shit, and then go away after 30 seconds or so. Am I pregnant? WHAT IS GOING ON! :wtf2 ---
**Author:** ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/2 "2010-07-11T08:44:08Z")
Yikes… Is the water old? It would probably take years and years for it to grow enough bacteria to do that, but it seems feasible. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/3 "2010-07-11T08:48:33Z")
Not at all, it’s bottled water that I just bought at the supermarket a few days ago. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/4 "2010-07-11T08:55:39Z")
Is it the same time everyday that you have the water? Also you may be dehydrated slightly. ---
**Author:** ![d\_gage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_gage/32/6321_2.png) [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/5 "2010-07-11T09:01:11Z")
You need lots of help. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/6 "2010-07-11T09:06:04Z")
It’s not an everyday thing, it just happened this morning. I’ll pound some more poland spring and see (feel?) what happens ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/7 "2010-07-11T09:08:39Z")
youve got aids ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/8 "2010-07-11T09:11:36Z")
If I were you I would end my life. Just saying ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/9 "2010-07-11T09:21:13Z")
> [@Oil filter question](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oil-filter-question/33465/3): > > It’s not an everyday thing, it just happened this morning. I’ll pound some more pole and see (feel?) what happens Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/10 "2010-07-11T09:25:37Z")
> [@Oil filter question](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oil-filter-question/33465/3): > > It’s not an everyday thing, it just happened this morning. I’ll pound some more poland spring and see (feel?) what happens Sounds like you were taking drugs. Do anything opium based lately? Codeine? ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/11 "2010-07-11T09:27:37Z")
> [@Murrdog9000"](#): > > Sounds like you were taking drugs. Do anything opium based lately? Codeine? Nah bro he just does coke ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/12 "2010-07-11T09:33:02Z")
> [@slopoke & 90na300zx \> biged88](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slopoke-90na300zx-biged88/33466/8): > > Nah bro he just does coke O… right right but seriously, when i got the flu my doctor gave me tylenol three which has codeine in it and that shit fucks up your digestive track ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/13 "2010-07-11T09:39:32Z")
> [@Murrdog9000"](#): > > Sounds like you were taking drugs. Do anything opium based lately? **Codeine?** If you take enough, you done pewp for five days. Trust. ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/14 "2010-07-11T09:50:09Z")
cool my useless threads blow yours out the fuckin water… ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/15 "2010-07-11T09:52:13Z")
True Peter, I would rather read about a bloomin onion than why skiier’s body is retarded ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/16 "2010-07-11T09:53:39Z")
thanks and my threads are short and TO THE FUCKIN POINT. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/17 "2010-07-11T09:55:14Z")
> [@lightning sucks!!!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lightning-sucks/33407/53): > > thanks and my threads are short and TO THE FUCKIN POINT. and easily found on google ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/18 "2010-07-11T09:57:34Z")
Bwah. Useless banter FIGHT! ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/19 "2010-07-11T09:59:07Z")
![http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7677/1275813485144.jpg](http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7677/1275813485144.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/20 "2010-07-11T10:05:00Z")
> [@lightning sucks!!!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lightning-sucks/33407/53): > > thanks and my threads are short and TO THE FUCKIN POINT. As is your thought process. No, I don’t do drugs. I forgot I ate a lot of oreos and chips+dip before bed last night, so that probably had something to do with it. :rofl [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236.md?page=2)