# What the fuck

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 11, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236 "2010-07-11T08:32:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/21 "2010-07-11T10:07:09Z")

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> [@FS: 1995 Talon Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1995-talon-tsi/25055/44):
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> As is your thought process.
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> **No, I don’t do drugs.** I forgot I ate a lot of oreos and chips+dip before bed last night, so that probably had something to do with it. :rofl

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/22 "2010-07-11T10:09:11Z")

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![http://tsmo.pp.fi/kuvat/NO_U.jpg](http://tsmo.pp.fi/kuvat/NO_U.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/23 "2010-07-11T10:09:12Z")

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I really don’t. Unless you count my adderal script, hah.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/24 "2010-07-11T10:10:09Z")

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![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/ChickenShitBullShit.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/ChickenShitBullShit.jpg)

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/25 "2010-07-11T10:10:49Z")

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![http://www.wiispace.com/wii-forum/members/superhero-albums-she-woot-i-bet-you-all-like-dis-picture1840-o-rly.jpg](http://www.wiispace.com/wii-forum/members/superhero-albums-she-woot-i-bet-you-all-like-dis-picture1840-o-rly.jpg)

I THINK IT IS APPARENT YOU DO.

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/26 "2010-07-11T10:12:20Z")

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[![http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7951/tomcruisem.jpg](http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7951/tomcruisem.jpg)](http://img28.imageshack.us/i/tomcruisem.jpg/)

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/27 "2010-07-11T10:12:51Z")

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Drink bottled water, end up like this:

![http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XJG9quEtl0M/0.jpg](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XJG9quEtl0M/0.jpg)

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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/28 "2010-07-11T10:14:24Z")

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> [@FS: 1995 Talon Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1995-talon-tsi/25055/44):
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> As is your thought process.

righhhhhhtttttttt your the one whose doped up on all sorts of meds which seems to be slowing you down…

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/29 "2010-07-11T10:18:18Z")

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Actually, tdi\_logik, the one and only med that I take is a stimulant, which _speeds up_ the body’s CNS.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/30 "2010-07-11T10:29:46Z")

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sooo your not trying to do coke anymore?

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/31 "2010-07-11T10:33:27Z")

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No. I’ll take google’s word for it when it says that it’s similar to what I wanted to compare it to.

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/32 "2010-07-11T15:46:07Z")

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> [@slopoke & 90na300zx \> biged88](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slopoke-90na300zx-biged88/33466/6):
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> Why is it today that every time I drink a little bit of water, my stomach cramps up and I have to take a shit? I ate a bowl of Life cereal this morning, took a piss, and began working on my garage. About 10 mins later, I got a bottle of water and not 30 seconds after I drank some of it, I had to take a big poop.
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> Deposited waste in toilet, and resumed work. Took another drink of water, and AGAIN same thing! Within 30 seconds, stomach cramps up and I am forced to drop another bomb in the bathroom.
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> After the 3rd time I just stopped drinking anything. As I am sitting here, I am feeling my stomach cramp up like I have to shit, and then go away after 30 seconds or so.
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> Am I pregnant? WHAT IS GOING ON! :wtf2

Congrats on new baby. So who’ do you think IS the father?

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/33 "2010-07-11T18:13:08Z")

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> [@slopoke & 90na300zx \> biged88](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slopoke-90na300zx-biged88/33466/7):
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> You need lots of help.

+rep for the truth. dude is a hot mess.

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**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/34 "2010-07-11T18:39:25Z")

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Let’s help the attention seeker.

Bump if viewed.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/35 "2010-07-11T20:07:25Z")

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> [@FS: shit i need gone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-shit-i-need-gone/32951/21):
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> +rep for the truth. dude is a hot mess.

uhh gay

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/36 "2010-07-11T23:17:21Z")

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> [@lightning sucks!!!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lightning-sucks/33407/57):
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> uhh gay

in your mind if thats what you got out of that, then maybe youre the gay one?

aplinecokeheadskiinghomofaggot is just an attention whore. he really should be on maury povich or something.

oh and bump.

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/37 "2010-07-11T23:53:53Z")

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Take shit  
feel better  
stop complaining.  
/thread

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