# What the fuck

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**Created:** [July 11, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236 "2010-07-11T08:32:39Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-fuck/253236/32 "2010-07-11T15:46:07Z")

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> [@slopoke & 90na300zx \> biged88](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slopoke-90na300zx-biged88/33466/6):
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> Why is it today that every time I drink a little bit of water, my stomach cramps up and I have to take a shit? I ate a bowl of Life cereal this morning, took a piss, and began working on my garage. About 10 mins later, I got a bottle of water and not 30 seconds after I drank some of it, I had to take a big poop.
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> Deposited waste in toilet, and resumed work. Took another drink of water, and AGAIN same thing! Within 30 seconds, stomach cramps up and I am forced to drop another bomb in the bathroom.
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> After the 3rd time I just stopped drinking anything. As I am sitting here, I am feeling my stomach cramp up like I have to shit, and then go away after 30 seconds or so.
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> Am I pregnant? WHAT IS GOING ON! :wtf2

Congrats on new baby. So who’ do you think IS the father?

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