# What the hell happened to women this weekend?

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**Created:** [July 20, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558 "2009-07-20T07:51:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/1 "2009-07-20T07:51:50Z")

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I think I missed some kinda memo. They seem to be on the cross, or maybe jsut towards me. WTF

/mini rant

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**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/2 "2009-07-20T07:55:12Z")

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no there’s def something in the air bro, mine is being rather bitchy towards me for no reason…her sister is being a hypocritical rat too lol

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**Author:** ![thecircusb0y](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@thecircusb0y](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/thecircusb0y)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/3 "2009-07-20T07:55:16Z")

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Maybe its not global warming we need to worry about, but a global sync in women’s cycles. Imagine what a nightmare it would be if every woman had that time of the month simultaneously across the planet.

If that happens, buy stock in chocolate before it happens, cause its going to jump sky high when that time of the month comes.

Actually I’m thinking, get in the guarage and barricade it, because this is worse then zombies, all those pissed off women… We gotta HIDE.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/4 "2009-07-20T07:56:20Z")

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> [@November 26th Cruise....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/november-26th-cruise/20644/20):
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> Maybe its not global warming we need to worry about, but a global sync in women’s cycles. Imagine what a nightmare it would be if every woman had that time of the month simultaneously across the planet.
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> If that happens, buy stock in chocolate before it happens, cause its going to jump sky high when that time of the month comes.
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> Actually I’m thinking, get in the guarage and barricade it, because this is worse then zombies, all those pissed off women… We gotta HIDE.

🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

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**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/5 "2009-07-20T08:22:21Z")

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i was at warped tour, they were all whores. i reallly wanted to know what would happened if i grabed the girls ass who had squeeze please with an arrow pointed down on her back, or the girl with the same thing pointing to her tits. but im not the type of guy that will go up and violate random girls, even if they are asking for it (prob dont mean it though), esp since they were all underage…and what the fuck is this free hugs and kisses shit? why is everything about fashion with these younger kids. i prob should just start a thread ranting about the crowd at warped tour.

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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/6 "2009-07-20T08:26:27Z")

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> [@Senator Dianne Feinstein seeks to ban "race cars"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/senator-dianne-feinstein-seeks-to-ban-race-cars/20667/23):
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> i was at warped tour, they were all whores. i reallly wanted to know what would happened if i grabed the girls ass who had squeeze please with an arrow pointed down on her back, or the girl with the same thing pointing to her tits. but im not the type of guy that will go up and violate random girls, even if they are asking for it (prob dont mean it though), esp since they were all underage…and what the fuck is this free hugs and kisses shit? why is everything about fashion with these younger kids. i prob should just start a thread ranting about the crowd at warped tour.

I woulda grabbed. They practically gave you an invitation to.

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**Author:** ![thecircusb0y](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@thecircusb0y](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/thecircusb0y)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/7 "2009-07-20T08:39:44Z")

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Isn’t Warped tour like the walmart of jailbate?

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/8 "2009-07-20T08:44:26Z")

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lmfao this thread is win

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/9 "2009-07-20T08:46:07Z")

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where is a good place for cougar hunting?

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/10 "2009-07-20T08:47:13Z")

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bogies :ninja

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**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/11 "2009-07-20T08:52:32Z")

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> [@Chris07SS"](#):
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> biergarten :ninja

fixed

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/12 "2009-07-20T08:53:36Z")

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any tips?

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/13 "2009-07-20T08:56:31Z")

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> [@SyracuseStreetRacers.com](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/syracusestreetracers-com/20611/224):
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> fixed

I was NOT being serious :rofl

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/14 "2009-07-20T09:04:14Z")

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It’s not just girls going crazy lately, trust me.

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**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/15 "2009-07-20T09:54:41Z")

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Yeaaa, about that…

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/16 "2009-07-20T10:06:14Z")

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Shush, I didn’t say they weren’t. I just implied boys have been a bit off lately as well.

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/17 "2009-07-20T10:07:23Z")

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Females are strange creatures

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/18 "2009-07-20T10:14:02Z")

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I’m not even getting into that argument.  
I know exactly what’s going to be said, and who’s going to say it.

After it’s all said and done, sammiches will be demanded and I’m the loser because I’m out numbered. :lol

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/19 "2009-07-20T10:29:45Z")

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wouldnt mind a sammich and a back rub, actually

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**Author:** ![thecircusb0y](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@thecircusb0y](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/thecircusb0y)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-the-hell-happened-to-women-this-weekend/245558/20 "2009-07-20T12:23:32Z")

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You know who could solve this dilema… Christopher Walken.

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