# What they talk about in car forums

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 23, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329 "2004-09-23T21:27:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jordons\_Pontiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@Jordons\_Pontiac](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jordons_Pontiac)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/1 "2004-09-23T21:27:17Z")

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Bentley Forums

- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums

- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,  
I have a record and I ain’t going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums  
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.  
-“Got my first ticket going 90 in a 25 zone, how can I get out of it?”

Monte Carlo forums  
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain’t stolen yo.

Civic forums  
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum

- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum

- When’s the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum

- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums

- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum  
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum

- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum

- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum

- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum

- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum

- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum

- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I’m  
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum

- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum

- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum

- Do our cars use AAA or AA’s?

Ferrari forums

- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in  
and out fast.

Porsche forums

- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums

- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum

- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum

- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce  
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical  
board?

Mini forum

- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie  
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum

- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee  
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum  
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum

- Where’s the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don’t forget  
where I’m supposed to be?

Hummer forum

- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the  
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He’s 25 miles away. That’s $35  
in gas.

Fiat forum  
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum

- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum

- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah  
truck?

SRT Forums  
“Will this void my warranty”

RX7 Forums

- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM’ing me.

DSM Forums  
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM’ing me

Supra Forums  
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums  
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums  
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn’t start

Jetta 1.8T forums

- Some punk kid in _insert any non-German car here_ tried to race me on that curvey country road!]

Mitsubishi 3000GT forums  
“What upgrades do I need to beat my friends Supra?”

And the Supra forums:  
“Another kill video: Supra vs Viper”  
(links to crappy nightime freeway on-ramp video)

Viper forums:  
“Crazy Supra nearly kills us both on the freeway on-ramp and video recorded it.”

240sx forums:  
“Hi, I’m new 2 drifting. Is it really worth it to install a roll cage?”

vw gti forums:  
Just got coilovers, its dragging on the ground (almost did a frontflip pics)

MG forums:  
“I store my oil underneath the engine”  
“Lucas rules”

Datsun forums:  
“Im at 700000 miles when do I need to rebuild the engine?”

Turbododge forums: 50$ minivan with 500$ in mods beats Viper!

Viper forums: Beware, some punk stuck a Ferarri motor in his Caravan

[H] possibilities:

- so i’m looking for a car…
- how do i adjust my ecu’s fuel map

[altimas.net](http://altimas.net)

- how do i turbo my 2nd gen?
- need altezzas for my 3rd gen…

club4ag:

- i want my car to be like takumi’s panda trureneno! (this gets posted 5 times a week, i’m serious )
- where do i get a 2jz for my hatchi rocko?

hondatech:

- lambo doors gave me 17hp at the rear wheels PICKS OF DYNO INSIDE!!!1

vw vortex:

- just painted my brakes and they look hot

corral:

- my 500hp 302’s block cracked in half! pics!

h]ard forums  
-“I have $300, help me decide which car to buy!”  
-“Yeah, so I gots a new job and will have around $56,483 to spend for a new car. Which BMW should I get?”

Reply: “dude, save your dough. Get a \<insert car here\> and put in a (Northstar or SBC).”  
Reply: “insurance will rape you on that thing.”  
Reply: “Get a turbo brick!”  
Reply: “turbo dodge!”  
Reply: “no, really - I want a BMW”  
Reply: “M3”  
Reply: “M3”  
Reply: “M3”  
Reply: “M3”  
Reply: “M3”  
Reply: “M3”  
Reply: “I’m thinking about getting an automatic. Whatcha think?”

Triumph Forums:  
What’s the best way to weld rust?

Lotus Super 7 Replica Forums:  
Are brakes necessary or do they just add weight?

Classic Mini Forums:  
I think if I take my rear seats out I can get the drivers seat back enough!

Ford Fiesta Forum:  
Jay’s SHO Fiesta Pics (Are these a repost?) Repost #3,272,518

[H] Car forum:  
“I’m 16, drive a Vette and have three tickets, looking for cheap insurance”

Escalade forum:  
“Where’s the best place to get my spinnaz diamond encrusted?”

Subaru forum:  
“My interior sucks. D:”  
“I lost second gear in my WRX again PICS D:”  
“None of the other Subie drivers wave back at me on the road, but the EVO drivers do!”

GAOC/grandamgt.com  
My lower intake manifold went out again  
My power windows stop working  
pre96 GAs (There is a swinming pool in my trunk)

3000GT/Stealth forum  
:Woke up this morning and ECU caught fire!!! how to rebuild at little or no cost  
:What is the orange light on the dash that looks like it has fluid in it,

3rd Gen RX-7 Forums:  
“Are FD’s reliable?”  
“Which apex seals to get, again?”  
“Go single or go home”

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/2 "2004-09-23T21:33:00Z")

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repost

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**Author:** ![Jordons\_Pontiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@Jordons\_Pontiac](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jordons_Pontiac)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/3 "2004-09-23T21:48:42Z")

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oh well so sue me lol i just found it on a nother fourm a posted it.

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**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/4 "2004-09-23T21:52:23Z")

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Pittspeed forums:  
“How gay is Jordons Pontiac??? diaf!”

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/5 "2004-09-23T21:53:24Z")

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> [@whitey](#):
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> repost

x2 :whitey:

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/6 "2004-09-23T23:10:40Z")

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:bowrofl:

dont worry about the repost. I didnt see that shit. I broke out into laughter on about a dozen of those…

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/7 "2004-09-24T04:41:17Z")

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if someone put some thought behind them they could be funny… 404

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/8 "2004-09-24T05:07:00Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> :bowrofl:
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> dont worry about the repost. I didnt see that shit. I broke out into laughter on about a dozen of those…

so :repost: are ok if u say so?? :greddy2:

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**Author:** ![TwoForty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@TwoForty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoForty)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/9 "2004-09-24T08:39:58Z")

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> [@fshowcars](#):
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> if someone put some thought behind them they could be funny… 404

this is what the 240sx forums should be like:

240sx  
post - “im doing a tune up, tips?”  
reply - “dont waste your money, swap in a SR20!”

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/10 "2004-09-24T08:57:05Z")

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Corolla/Prizm forum

-HeLp PLZ!!!1!! 1 of my spinna hubcapz waz stolin last nite!!!1!! And my boy sez my GReddy muffler bareing is fuckd to!!!1!!

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/11 "2004-09-24T10:27:09Z")

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> [@8.1crew](#):
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> so :repost: are ok if u say so?? :greddy2:

correct. :love:

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/12 "2004-09-24T10:33:11Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> correct. :love:

what ever

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-they-talk-about-in-car-forums/169329/13 "2004-09-24T10:34:03Z")

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> [@8.1crew](#):
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> what ever

:booty: :tounge:
