# what three items would you buy at wal mart to freak out the cashier? **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 13, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305 "2005-05-13T20:03:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/1 "2005-05-13T20:03:01Z")
well? ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/2 "2005-05-13T20:06:36Z")
If it were a female cashier - Douche - Pantys - Makeup - stockings - Nyquil - Ski mask - Rope - Butter - Shaving Cream - Razors - Rubber gloves - Baseball bat - Barbie - Tent - Knife - 1 week supply of food - Garbage Bag - Radio - Kenny G CD - Motion Lotion - Earings - BB Gun Male cashier----- - Dont know, us guys dont get freaked out much. wow i’m freaky :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/3 "2005-05-13T20:09:15Z")
rope, condoms, duct tape ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/4 "2005-05-13T20:20:59Z")
olive oil , rubber gloves,plastic wrap ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/5 "2005-05-13T20:25:55Z")
supositories, toilet paper, and either rubber gloves or underwear. ---
**Author:** ![SloWhite\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowhite_z/32/5969_2.png) [@SloWhite\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SloWhite_Z)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/6 "2005-05-13T23:16:03Z")
envelopes,powder sugar and rubber gloves or try to take canned goods to the layaway 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![grandamld9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@grandamld9](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grandamld9)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/7 "2005-05-13T23:57:16Z")
> [@SloWhite\_Z](#): > > envelopes,powder sugar and rubber gloves > > or try to take canned goods to the layaway 🤣 Frozen food, or fresh fruit would be better. Womens underwear, duct tape, KY ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/8 "2005-05-14T01:14:33Z")
> [@SloWhite\_Z](#): > > or try to take canned goods to the layaway 🤣 🤣 i should do that for real 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/9 "2005-05-14T05:43:08Z")
If someone does this, we need a picture of it with the cashier. ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/10 "2005-05-14T05:59:03Z")
1 Idustrial Size Jar Of Vasoline 2 Rope 3 A MiNi Skirt From The Jrs Dept ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/11 "2005-05-14T06:05:32Z")
Ski mask, condoms, duct tape ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/12 "2005-05-14T11:48:07Z")
plastic baggies, flour and a lighter ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/13 "2005-05-14T18:03:01Z")
A Dale Earhnart Jr T-shirt, a Jeff Gordon Hat, and a Mark Martin Jacket! The clerk wont know whether to love you or hate you! ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/14 "2005-05-14T19:54:46Z")
Exlax, spandex shorts, and 50 copies of the Darkstar peanut butter picture. If that doesn’t freak them out nothing will. If they ask to come with you, run for all you’re worth. Run! Run like the wind! ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/15 "2005-05-14T21:51:41Z")
1. Box of Magnum XL Extra Large Condoms. 2. Box of garbage bags. 3. Shovel. ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/16 "2005-05-15T05:57:51Z")
Baseball Bat, Duct tape, Vasoline… “home made lovemaking kit” ---
**Author:** ![OnTheRun710](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/5fc32e/32.png) [@OnTheRun710](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OnTheRun710)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/17 "2005-05-19T12:07:35Z")
Big gas can, Fertilizer, Black Powder ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-three-items-would-you-buy-at-wal-mart-to-freak-out-the-cashier/174305/18 "2005-05-19T18:29:18Z")
1. hunting knife 2. children’s underoos 3. a copy of chicken soup for the soul