# What to wear to a wedding? Also, what makes a good wedding gift? **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 12, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914 "2009-10-12T13:52:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/21 "2009-10-13T12:19:20Z")
> [@CALLOUT: Idiablo233](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-idiablo233/41324/42): > > Full suit with some great shoes. not those kangaroo’s you been wearing since 5th grade. And i agree, $100/per person. after all free food and free booze. that is worth $200 to you It’s not about what is worth what. To be honest Whitey’s wedding this weekend is the first wedding I’ve ever been to since I was like 4. The formalities of such an event are completely foreign to me. I just didn’t want to make an ass out of myself… but knowing the guest list there is .000001% chance that anything I could or would do will be top 25 things that will be remember from this wedding. PSK FTW. ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/22 "2009-10-13T18:07:57Z")
Snuggys with a picture of your shining face? No seriously Mike if you wanna do something nice how about commemrative housewares or jewelry ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/23 "2009-10-13T18:09:31Z")
Best gift is a ![http://motivationalimage.com/old/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cuntpunt.jpg](http://motivationalimage.com/old/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cuntpunt.jpg) See tux above, problem solved. ---
**Author:** ![foz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/foz/32/6028_2.png) [@foz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foz)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/24 "2009-10-13T18:24:42Z")
cash and a suit… We registered for a bunch of shit, but at the end of the day the cash was most helpful We didn’t see either until after the honeymoon though, someone else brought everything back to our crib for us, and we didn’t get to the house until two weeks after the wedding… ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/25 "2009-10-13T18:26:39Z")
Whatever you don’t care about puking on after the open bar. ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/26 "2009-10-14T05:52:59Z")
You call me a hillbilly and yet you are the one asking if you should wear a suit to a wedding. :slap: :nuts: money\>\*.wedding gift ---
**Author:** ![foxrus14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@foxrus14](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foxrus14)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/27 "2009-10-14T06:00:33Z")
> [@07 Cobalt SS bolt on thread \*New Pics pg. 3\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/07-cobalt-ss-bolt-on-thread-new-pics-pg-3/41317/24): > > It’s not about what is worth what. To be honest Whitey’s wedding this weekend is the first wedding I’ve ever been to since I was like 4. The formalities of such an event are completely foreign to me. I just didn’t want to make an ass out of myself… but knowing the guest list there is .000001% chance that anything I could or would do will be top 25 things that will be remember from this wedding. PSK FTW. With an open bar… the goal is to not remember anything. 🍺 :idb: ---
**Author:** ![gillbot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gillbot/32/6029_2.png) [@gillbot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gillbot)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/28 "2009-10-14T06:25:46Z")
“tux” t-shirt ![http://tuxshirt.com/tuxcart/images/SleevelessTuxTee.jpg](http://tuxshirt.com/tuxcart/images/SleevelessTuxTee.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/29 "2009-10-14T06:49:27Z")
> [@CALLOUT: Idiablo233](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/callout-idiablo233/41324/67): > > You call me a hillbilly and yet you are the one asking if you should wear a suit to a wedding. :slap: :nuts: > > money\>\*.wedding gift When have I ever called you a hillbilly? You’re a fucking IT nerd. ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/30 "2009-10-14T07:24:33Z")
> [@OSYN Updates: NYSpeed Spring BBQ @ Dunnville, Volume 2 DVD Teaser](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/osyn-updates-nyspeed-spring-bbq-dunnville-volume-2-dvd-teaser/41137/24): > > When have I ever called you a hillbilly? You’re a fucking IT nerd. I am sure it’s come up at some point the the past decade :love: ---
**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/31 "2009-10-14T07:33:58Z")
> [@OSYN Updates: NYSpeed Spring BBQ @ Dunnville, Volume 2 DVD Teaser](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/osyn-updates-nyspeed-spring-bbq-dunnville-volume-2-dvd-teaser/41137/23): > > “tux” t-shirt > ![http://tuxshirt.com/tuxcart/images/SleevelessTuxTee.jpg](http://tuxshirt.com/tuxcart/images/SleevelessTuxTee.jpg) I want to be formal, but I’m here to party. ---
**Author:** ![gillbot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gillbot/32/6029_2.png) [@gillbot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gillbot)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/32 "2009-10-14T11:52:24Z")
What else is there to do at someone elses wedding other than get shit faced and shag bridesmaids? ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/33 "2009-10-15T19:55:06Z")
> [@Where to get Quaife Installed?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-to-get-quaife-installed/41262/27): > > What else is there to do at someone elses wedding other than get shit faced and shag bridesmaids? thats what i thought then i was in the wedding and only bridesmaids were taken and i was the only single groomsmen so i figured sure thing right? well not so much my ex was there. figured i would play that game… well access denied boo to not having game and my ex being everywhere ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/34 "2009-10-16T07:56:47Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/41370/5): > > thats what i thought then i was in the wedding and only bridesmaids were taken and i was the only single groomsmen so i figured sure thing right? > > well not so much my ex was there. figured i would play that game… well access denied boo to not having game and my ex being everywhere Darkstar would have impregnated at least 3 of the bridesmaids before the ceremony even began. You fail. ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/35 "2009-10-16T12:13:13Z")
i actually think impregnating 3 woman or 1 for that matter is FAIL not impregnating any is FMW ---
**Author:** ![gillbot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gillbot/32/6029_2.png) [@gillbot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gillbot)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/36 "2009-10-17T07:01:02Z")
> [@I hope they serve beer in hell](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-hell/41378/14): > > i actually think impregnating 3 woman or 1 for that matter is FAIL not impregnating any is FMW deadbeat ftw! ---
**Author:** ![06se-r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/c5a1d2/32.png) [@06se-r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06se-r)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914/37 "2009-10-17T07:27:12Z")
> [@whitey"](#): > > full suit at least 100 dollars per person attending the wedding. that is pretty standard right there. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-to-wear-to-a-wedding-also-what-makes-a-good-wedding-gift/203914.md?page=1)