# what would be your one weapon? v.zombies

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**Created:** [February 19, 2007, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772 "2007-02-19T08:09:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/1 "2007-02-19T08:09:07Z")

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if there was a zombie outbreak what would be your one weapon of choice?

no…there’s no unlimited ammo.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/2 "2007-02-19T08:10:51Z")

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flamethrower

theres not a chance in hell that a pile of ashes is gonna be able to eat you

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**Author:** ![tnick24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@tnick24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tnick24)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/3 "2007-02-19T08:12:06Z")

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my favorite weapon in dead rising is the snow blower… it makes a mess 😉

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/4 "2007-02-19T08:14:03Z")

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[quote=“boardjnky4,post:2,topic:24772"”]

flamethrower

theres not a chance in hell that a pile of ashes is gonna be able to eat you

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you’re limiting resources though…and the only thing worse than a hungry zombie is a hungry flaming zombie.

i’m going to go with a light saber.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/5 "2007-02-19T08:14:57Z")

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a baseball bat with nails at the end of it. like the one in saw 2

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/6 "2007-02-19T08:15:29Z")

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maybe a tank because you could sleep in it…

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/7 "2007-02-19T08:16:46Z")

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a few porno mags, my semen is like acid, and its unlimited!

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/8 "2007-02-19T08:16:56Z")

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ICBM

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/9 "2007-02-19T08:17:43Z")

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[quote=“Dex,post:4,topic:24772"”]

you’re limiting resources though…and the only thing worse than a hungry zombie is a hungry flaming zombie.

i’m going to go with a light saber.

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this wouldnt be some pussy ass flamethrower tho, were talking minimum 10ft. flame. he wouldnt have any face left by the time he walked through it.

not to mention, theres gas stations everywhere

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/10 "2007-02-19T08:18:03Z")

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the ritz would be quite the safe haven if there was a zombie outbreak…

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**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/11 "2007-02-19T08:28:23Z")

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I would rock a sword, but I would be afraid of going dull. But I like the light saber idea.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/12 "2007-02-19T08:32:53Z")

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light saber isnt even a real weapon tho

and if were gonna go that route, i want a hummer with a zombie crushing mechanism on the front

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**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/13 "2007-02-19T08:37:26Z")

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H1 with the entire bed full of fuel tanks (few hundred gallons), 50 Cal with the back seats loaded with ammo. Grill guards, bullet proof glass, and a large steel roller on the front with spikes on it. Room for me and one other person who is lucky enough to survive.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/14 "2007-02-19T08:39:50Z")

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I’ll take the

![http://www.nationalvanguard.org/images/news/killdozer.jpg](http://www.nationalvanguard.org/images/news/killdozer.jpg)

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/15 "2007-02-19T08:41:02Z")

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A fat smart guy with asma

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/16 "2007-02-19T08:46:33Z")

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Chuck Norris

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/17 "2007-02-19T08:47:59Z")

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polearm. /thread

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**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/18 "2007-02-19T08:49:45Z")

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![http://www.interbasket.net/players/usa/magic.jpg](http://www.interbasket.net/players/usa/magic.jpg)

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/19 "2007-02-19T08:52:28Z")

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KILLDOZER!!!

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/20 "2007-02-19T08:53:11Z")

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^^^ aids? zombie aids?!?!?

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