# what would be your one weapon? v.zombies **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 19, 2007, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772 "2007-02-19T08:09:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/81 "2007-02-19T21:36:26Z")
who can forget good ole bangalors? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/82 "2007-02-19T21:38:52Z")
after watching Dawn of the DEAD again… the propane flare combo worked pretty well [quote=“zwarbyt,post:78,topic:24772"”] [/quote] Yep the best course of action ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/83 "2007-02-19T22:09:39Z")
[quote=“dawn,post:74,topic:24772"”] Just chain them up and play video games with them. They won’t hurt you. I promise. My weapon would be… something like an ice pick or an axe. Maybe a machete. I’d just cut the fuckers heads off. [/quote] we’d actually take those weapons from you. then we’d feed you to them. physical similarities would confuse them, then when they started eating you, they’d be busy for literally weeks. then me and my crew would have enough time to join forces with zwarbyt and his yacht. and don’t worry zwarbyt, we’d rob all the liquor stores between here and the marina. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/84 "2007-02-19T22:11:28Z")
Dude, zombies don’t like fatties. I’d give them high cholesterol! ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/85 "2007-02-19T22:14:53Z")
[quote=“dawn,post:84,topic:24772"”] Dude, zombies don’t like fatties. I’d give them high cholesterol! [/quote] yea, but they are dumb. and they wouldn’t think about cholesterol levels. and the dumb fat girls are the first to go. the more i think about it, the more i realize you have zombie food written all over you. \<3 ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/86 "2007-02-19T22:16:12Z")
Yeah, I’d have to go with a tank, with a generator, I’d go around to all the gas stations and just run shit over. ---
**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/87 "2007-02-19T22:18:11Z")
[quote=“psychopjv,post:69,topic:24772"”] fuck yes bitches 50 cal snipaaaaaaa…1,500 rounds of ammo. because when you’re :snky: you don’t miss. [/quote] I’ll back you up with the Tavor TAR-21. That way we got the long range and short range covered :tup: > **[IWI Tavor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tavor)** > > The IWI Tavor, previously designated as the Tavor TAR-21 (Tavor Assault Rifle – 21st century), is an Israeli bullpup assault rifle chambered in 5.56×45mm NATO, designed and produced by Israel Weapon Industries (IWI). It is part of the Tavor family of rifles, which have spawned many derivatives of the original design. > The Tavor TAR-21 can also be mounted with the M203 grenade launcher, designated as the GTAR-21. A compact variant with a 380 mm (15 in) barrel is also available, designated as the C... ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/88 "2007-02-19T22:18:50Z")
[quote=“Dex,post:85,topic:24772"”] yea, but they are dumb. and they wouldn’t think about cholesterol levels. and the dumb fat girls are the first to go. the more i think about it, the more i realize you have zombie food written all over you. \<3 [/quote] Dayum. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/89 "2007-02-19T22:22:51Z")
[quote=“Dex,post:85,topic:24772"”] yea, but they are dumb. and they wouldn’t think about cholesterol levels. and the dumb fat girls are the first to go. the more i think about it, the more i realize you have zombie food written all over you. \<3 [/quote] ouch. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/90 "2007-02-19T22:24:07Z")
I just realized I don’t need weapons, I can just blend in with my natural pasty hotness. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/91 "2007-02-19T22:24:26Z")
[quote=“dawn,post:89,topic:24772"”] ouch. [/quote] I’d whip a twinkie out into an open field, watch them all go after you and walk to where i need too… you’ve got enough to feed them all… ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/92 "2007-02-19T22:27:48Z")
[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:91,topic:24772"”] I’d whip a twinkie out into an open field, watch them all go after you and walk to where i need too… you’ve got enough to feed them all… [/quote] See it’s not funny when you say it. Because I don’t know you. Jumpin’ on the bandwagon is cool though, right? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/93 "2007-02-19T22:34:33Z")
[quote=“dawn,post:92,topic:24772"”] See it’s not funny when you say it. Because I don’t know you. Jumpin’ on the bandwagon is cool though, right? [/quote] thats what i was going for hun ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/94 "2007-02-19T22:35:54Z")
firehawk853’s finger. all i have to do is pull it, and all those sons of bitches would surely drop dead ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/95 "2007-02-19T22:36:29Z")
Either way, if I got eaten by zombies, I’d come back as a skinny zombie, right? Then I’d eat all you fuckers. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/96 "2007-02-19T22:49:17Z")
[quote=“dawn,post:95,topic:24772"”] Either way, if I got eaten by zombies, I’d come back as a skinny zombie, right? Then I’d eat all you fuckers. [/quote] You bitch. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![AndyB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@AndyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AndyB)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/97 "2007-02-20T03:49:08Z")
Weapon Of choice: Michael Jackson, because he would make them dance like in “Thriller” and I would have nothing to worry about. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 4:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/98 "2007-02-20T04:14:17Z")
[quote=“AndyB,post:97,topic:24772"”] Weapon Of choice: Michael Jackson, because he would make them dance like in “Thriller” and I would have nothing to worry about. [/quote] Dunno why but this popped into my head. > **[Michael Quest III](https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mq)** > > Michael Quest III, a Flash Animated video by sikamako ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/99 "2007-02-20T05:07:00Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772/100 "2007-02-20T06:15:48Z")
[quote=“FuzzyFish,post:98,topic:24772"”] Dunno why but this popped into my head. > **[Michael Quest III](https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mq)** > > Michael Quest III, a Flash Animated video by sikamako [/quote] oh man that ruled. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-be-your-one-weapon-v-zombies/24772.md?page=6)