# what would it take for you to punch your mom?
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**Created:** [March 16, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592 "2009-03-16T11:41:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/1 "2009-03-16T11:41:05Z")
[http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2009/03/dade-city-mom-c.html](http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2009/03/dade-city-mom-c.html)
> DADE CITY – It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.
> The mother yelled. The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, walked around to the front of the house on 13th Street in Dade City and rang the doorbell, according to a Dade City Police report. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at Grandberry, who then punched his mother in her face, the report said.
> Grandberry, who is listed as unemployed, was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in the Land O’Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/2 "2009-03-16T11:43:14Z")
I don’t get it. He was beating his meat in the back yard, got yelled at, went around to the front of the house, rang the bell, and punched the bitch out?
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### Author:  [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/3 "2009-03-16T11:48:14Z")
HAHAHAHAHA Who masturbates in the back yard… HAHAHA
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/4 "2009-03-16T11:50:10Z")
How odd.
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### Author:  [@Griff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Griff)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/5 "2009-03-16T11:53:10Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> I don’t get it. He was beating his meat in the back yard, got yelled at, went around to the front of the house, rang the bell, and punched the bitch out?
YUP!
HAHAHA, that is quite hilarious if you picture it.
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/6 "2009-03-16T11:54:10Z")
Land O’lakes jail?!
Did they lock him up in a butter container?
He should have mushroom slapped her. Would have proven a point.
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### Author:  [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/7 "2009-03-16T12:01:20Z")
> [@boxxa](#):
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> Land O’lakes jail?!
>
> Did they lock him up in a butter container?
>
> He should have mushroom slapped her. Would have proven a point.
HAHA There is a nudist colony in land o lakes too! and my relatives live in land o lakes too… not the nudist colony… I would never visit them…
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/8 "2009-03-16T12:07:25Z")
Thread of the month?!?!? i think so.
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### Author:  [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/9 "2009-03-16T12:15:21Z")
Got some funny looks from my coworkers for chuckling at this one.
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/10 "2009-03-16T12:25:59Z")
Ignoring all the other funny stuff in the article…
You know your financial plan hasn’t worked out when you’re stuck in jail and can’t post $500 in bail.
:lol:
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### Author:  [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/11 "2009-03-16T12:30:16Z")
didn’t need the picture attached, could have drawn it myself
: X
LOL to land o’ lakes ahhahaa
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### Author:  [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/12 "2009-03-16T12:36:40Z")
lol thats hilarious
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/13 "2009-03-16T12:51:56Z")
Wow… he must not have a shed or anything to just be beating it in the yard.
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### Author:  [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/14 "2009-03-16T13:00:30Z")
> [@Boomin99GT](#):
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> Wow… he must not have a shed or anything to just be beating it in the yard.
I was thinking to myself, “Self? Whatever happened to the bedroom and bathroom?”
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/15 "2009-03-16T13:08:26Z")
my guess is a combo of poor and mild retardation.
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/16 "2009-03-16T13:12:02Z")
omfg AWESOME STORY
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/17 "2009-03-16T13:16:35Z")
Haha… the only thing that could settle his embarrassment was clocking her?
Ive smacked my moms up for worse.
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### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/18 "2009-03-16T13:26:25Z")
lol @ “who is listed as unemployed”
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### Author:  [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/19 "2009-03-16T14:40:45Z")
> [@Moruitelda](#):
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> Got some funny looks from my coworkers for chuckling at this one.
lol me too. “what are you laughing at?”
“people on the internet”
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### Author:  [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-it-take-for-you-to-punch-your-mom/64592/20 "2009-03-16T17:14:49Z")
> [@JayS](#):
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> Ignoring all the other funny stuff in the article…
>
> You know your financial plan hasn’t worked out when you’re stuck in jail and can’t post $500 in bail.
>
> :lol:
i was thinking the same thing
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