# What's the difference between a BMW and a Porcupine?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [June 8, 2010, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211 "2010-06-08T07:58:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/1 "2010-06-08T07:58:05Z")

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Answer:

For the BMW, the pricks are on the inside.

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**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/2 "2010-06-08T08:04:14Z")

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lol riding his ass huh?..interesting

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/3 "2010-06-08T08:04:48Z")

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Hahaha, what a fucking dick.

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/4 "2010-06-08T08:12:31Z")

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love it 🙂

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/5 "2010-06-08T08:12:55Z")

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hahahahahaa what a fucking schmuck. There were buses inbetween them!

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/6 "2010-06-08T08:15:56Z")

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Guaranteee that dude’s hung like a tic tac. :mamoru:

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/7 "2010-06-08T08:18:23Z")

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he handled that a lot better than i would have…

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/8 "2010-06-08T08:23:22Z")

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if it was me in the mazda I would have put it in reverse and very slowly drove backwards as he walk towards me and I’d try to see how far I could get him to walk.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/9 "2010-06-08T08:24:22Z")

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I would have had a few choice words. Props to that guy for handling it like a gentleman.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/10 "2010-06-08T08:34:26Z")

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haha what an asshole!

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/11 "2010-06-08T08:42:17Z")

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hahaha… Wonder how many times per day the bmw driver gets that vid emailed to him by buddies/coworkers/general acquaintances giving him shit. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/12 "2010-06-08T08:51:11Z")

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> [@theblue](#):
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> if it was me in the mazda I would have put it in reverse and very slowly drove backwards as he walk towards me and I’d try to see how far I could get him to walk.

Hahahahahahah!

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/13 "2010-06-08T09:01:51Z")

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lol. What a NUT JOB.

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**Author:** ![livin4hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@livin4hockey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/livin4hockey)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/14 "2010-06-08T09:19:05Z")

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Unreal, I am embarrassed for him, what a douche!

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**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/15 "2010-06-08T09:28:39Z")

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Owning a BMW makes you better than everyone?

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/16 "2010-06-08T09:37:15Z")

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I would have shown the bmw driver my dick.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/17 "2010-06-08T10:07:48Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> I would have shown the bmw driver my dick.

BMW Guy: “What are you doing riding my ass”  
Mazda Guy: “Wanted to show you my dick”  
[whips out dick]  
Mazda Guy: “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”  
[speeds off]

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/18 "2010-06-08T10:08:01Z")

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Fuggin’ MS3 drivers. ugh.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/19 "2010-06-08T10:30:40Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> I would have shown the bmw driver my dick.

this.

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-difference-between-a-bmw-and-a-porcupine/156211/20 "2010-06-08T16:49:47Z")

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I think the Mazda driver got scared. I would not have been that quiet. I wouldn’t have started anything, but damn. The BMW driver probably thinks he was completely right after that.

Either way, weeeeeee!

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