# Whats the dumbest thing you have done.......HAMMERED **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 19, 2009, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534 "2009-07-19T05:32:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/61 "2009-07-20T22:36:31Z")
> [@credit card debt...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/credit-card-debt/20706/12): > > Kramer, drugs are bad.:facepalm thyme, jae, thyme. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/62 "2009-07-20T22:36:35Z")
> [@credit card debt...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/credit-card-debt/20706/20): > > Besides the usual urinating/vomiting in front of people and in public… I’d have to sayyy giving SWIM a “tattoo” was pretty dumb. Also, drinking vodka mixed with italian dressing, sexually harassing young women, making out with 30+ year old women in line at pizza places, jumping off balconies, pouring gas/spraying aerosol paint into fires, pooping on friends’ mean neighbors’ lawns, dropping water balloons off of 13th floor balconies onto occupied porto-potties, getting pulled over for a WWI and RBWI (walking while intoxicated, riding a bicycle while intoxicated), playing the knife between the fingers game, grilling hot dogs on a grate from a refrigerator (coated in rubber), and attempting “flaming” shots are all pretty stupid things SWIM has done. I can vouch for the majority of these activities… the rest are news to me :rofl ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/63 "2009-07-20T22:49:15Z")
I drove home, you could say a bit under the weather, with a dildo suction cupped to my Mach1 hood. Realized it in the am when my mom was like wtf is with the dick on your hood?!? :rofl Thanks guys! FML ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/64 "2009-07-20T22:53:40Z")
Hey! hear that kramer? There’s dildo’s with suction cups now!! ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/65 "2009-07-20T22:55:15Z")
He invented em!! Dont gotta tell him! :lol ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/66 "2009-07-20T22:55:25Z")
> [@Fs: 2000 focus zx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2000-focus-zx3/20708/4): > > Hey! hear that kramer? There’s dildo’s with suction cups now!! PM me a link, Adam. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/67 "2009-07-20T22:56:16Z")
No PM. Errbody needs one! [http://www.edenfantasys.com/SUCTION-CUP-DILDOS/sex-toy-793](http://www.edenfantasys.com/SUCTION-CUP-DILDOS/sex-toy-793) ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/68 "2009-07-20T22:57:34Z")
![http://edenfantasys.com/250x250/Sex_Toys_DJ026801.jpg](http://edenfantasys.com/250x250/Sex_Toys_DJ026801.jpg) ordered. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/69 "2009-07-20T22:57:48Z")
Zomg… ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/70 "2009-07-21T00:10:13Z")
> [@NYSpeed chat!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-chat/13918/34): > > nahhh, matt ryan sounds like a legend :lol > > cliff notes: get hammered saturday night, get a ride to waterfest in the morning, said ride bounces early, get bigred and tdilogik to bring me back to my motel where the mr2 waits, after 3.5 hours end up not being able to find it because i forgot where it was and have to drive home and just drove BACK down today to pick it up after 2 hrs of research trying to find where the place was :lmao :lmao > > theres also like 7 HILARIOUS twists to the story that i dont feel like typing out, but they involve the two funniest people i’ve ever met in my life, broken transmissions, a funny smelling green plant, 1.8T swapped scirocco’s, etc. etc. etc. > > overall, a good weekend. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ---
**Author:** ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/71 "2009-07-21T01:31:53Z")
> [@TrailBlazer SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trailblazer-ss/20608/59): > > LMAO at the special ed one LOL ! > > thats mad funnny > > and yea mat ryan aka “.” could prolly chime in with some stories i’ve heard a good one at sutters one night, not that i believe it, but it was good ! Haha if it’s about me 99% chance it’s true. What story was the one from sutter’s?? ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/72 "2009-07-21T01:36:38Z")
> [@T-mobile...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/t-mobile/20709/9): > > Haha if it’s about me 99% chance it’s true. > > What story was the one from sutter’s?? some hooker u chopped her legs off or something i cant remember :rofl ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 4:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/73 "2009-07-21T04:25:34Z")
I ran from a cop when I was 16, drunk in the woods of ballston spa at a sand pit party. State Po’. He just watched me run to the road slowly pacing me in his car going up this dirt road that led out of the pit to the main road (Probably laughing at my fat drunk ass running). Once I got to the road I looked around, realized I was with none of my friends and had no where else to go. I turned back toward the car and asked him for a ride. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/74 "2009-07-21T06:09:31Z")
> [@and you thought rollerblading was for girls!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-you-thought-rollerblading-was-for-girls/20639/26): > > On top of that we had Absinth. The REAL shit. It’s really cool by the way, it’s like being drunk, but being happy drunk, it’s the only way I can describe it. . Nailed it. Last time we got a bottle from thesesketchy fucken dudes and actually clouded it right and everything it was the happiest drunk I have ever been. I laid on the floor laugh with my room mate for 45 minutes ---
**Author:** ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/75 "2009-07-21T21:55:41Z")
> [@credit card debt...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/credit-card-debt/20706/52): > > some hooker u chopped her legs off or something i cant remember :rofl I ain’t afraid to fuck a corpse… ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/76 "2009-07-22T17:23:54Z")
> [@Vovchandr"](#): > > Subscribed. > > Waiting for Singh to chime in :lol i have some vids… :shifty ---
**Author:** ![Jimmerz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmerz/32/6370_2.png) [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/77 "2009-07-26T15:54:07Z")
dumbest thing i ever did when i was hammered was climb up a hill and jump off the other side with a trash bag thinking i could float down… dropped like a rock… i tried it again with two large wings made of cardboard… yeah no that didn’t work either LOL ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/78 "2009-07-27T11:57:06Z")
woke up with my pants off somehow at dc2nicks house… ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/79 "2009-07-27T12:03:16Z")
> [@Screw you Bally's Total Fitness](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/screw-you-ballys-total-fitness/20720/2): > > I ran from a cop when I was 16, drunk in the woods of ballston spa at a sand pit party. State Po’. He just watched me run to the road slowly pacing me in his car going up this dirt road that led out of the pit to the main road (Probably laughing at my fat drunk ass running). Once I got to the road I looked around, realized I was with none of my friends and had no where else to go. **I turned back toward the car and asked him for a ride.** win! ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/80 "2009-07-27T12:04:20Z")
> [@mcflurry"](#): > > woke up with my pants off somehow at dc2nicks house… :rofl This reminds me. One time at his house, we’re boozin and playing guitar hero. At one point we’re playing and all of a sudden he starts doing terrible. I look over and he’s passed out with half a pop-tart hanging out of his mouth clutching the guitar. EDIT: Oh shit, caught mcflurry’s ninja delete. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534.md?page=5)