# Whats the dumbest thing you have done.......HAMMERED

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**Created:** [July 19, 2009, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534 "2009-07-19T05:32:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/27 "2009-07-19T17:19:23Z")

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> [@November 26th Cruise....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/november-26th-cruise/20644/13):
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> drank absinth, fucked a midget that told me she loved me 3 times durring sex.
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> yea thats my absinth story, not near my worse drunk story though

Stoppppppp… thats awesome. I guess il tell my absinthe story. I got some absinthe for Lksi and myself. We were like 16 and at my buddies house. I don’t remember this, but apparently while I was talking to my buddies mom I just started pissing. Then we went swimming and I just stood in the shallow end yelling “This is the best time of my life!” So then I decided that it might be a good idea to light some fireworks. First bottle rocket I light, someone yells “Kevin! thats pointing at the house.” So I kick the the bottle over and it explodes at my feet. Last I remember, Lksi jumped off a balcony onto a couch next to me and then I threw up bricks.

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