# Whats the dumbest thing you have done.......HAMMERED **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 19, 2009, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534 "2009-07-19T05:32:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 55
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534/55 "2009-07-20T15:07:23Z")
> [@Good place to pick up a D15B8?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-place-to-pick-up-a-d15b8/20676/2): > > ## Haha thanks DJ. How’s your parents hot tub?? > > I don’t even know where to begin… > > I’ve urinated (purposely) on 4 people that I can remember and shit off of a 4th story balcony onto some dudes picnic table in the middle of NYC. > > and yes fucked some old bitch that had a Wiley Coyote tattoo on her tit, then woke up having no clue where I was, so I got dressed walked out and to my dismay ended up having to sit through family breakfast with her 17 year old son. I unfortunately was too hungover to eat the pop tarts and eggo waffles… Did I mention I was 19 at the time? The only good part of the situation was she did ATM (ass to mouth). > > Was physically thrown out of Night Moves for handing the girl on stage a handful of change. She promptly threw it across the room hitting other patrons of said fine establishment. > > Dropped my pants bare ass in the middle of Denny’s and calmly walked out. Then went up to a window outside and pissed all over it while waving to everyone inside. HAHAHAHAHA You are the Man --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-dumbest-thing-you-have-done-hammered/245534)._