# What's the most incorrect car statement you've ever heard? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 12, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490 "2006-07-12T20:15:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/21 "2006-07-13T03:34:44Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > If he wasnt lying, then he has a lot of money sitting on 1 car. there is only one '83 vette, and it’s in GM’s possession. There’s no way some fuckwad owns it. Especially at a HUGE car show…where he should have brought it. ---
**Author:** ![Vile](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vile/32/7595_2.png) [@Vile](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vile)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 4:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/22 "2006-07-13T04:29:16Z")
“I heal-toe my automatic” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/23 "2006-07-13T04:35:08Z")
> [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](#): > > there is only one '83 vette, and it’s in GM’s possession. There’s no way some fuckwad owns it. Especially at a HUGE car show…where he should have brought it. There’s more than one. MAYBE 3 or 4. But no normal person owns them. A Corvette museum, and a few other ballers. They don’t have registerable VINS, and no crash records…so they can’t be driven around. I don’t really know, my dad knows more than me. ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/24 "2006-07-13T04:53:29Z")
this one guy used to say that the lil drops of oil underneath his chevy trailblazer was “normal seepage” ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/25 "2006-07-13T05:41:40Z")
Try like 47 of them. ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/26 "2006-07-13T05:46:48Z")
I knew this Mustang owner once that believed his tails were clear when we all knew they were ricey Altezzas. He used to scream “THEY’RE CLEARS!!!”, then he’d stomp around some, get in his car and go home. I wonder whatever happened to him ? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/27 "2006-07-13T05:48:24Z")
The kid that is geting more boost in his wrx cause he changed out the pulley on his turbo. ---
**Author:** ![LordAriakan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lordariakan/32/7208_2.png) [@LordAriakan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LordAriakan)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/28 "2006-07-13T05:49:28Z")
I was watching this show on Discovery Times (Seven Wonders of Automobiles)…In one of the side notes they were talking about the new Mini and it’s inline V-4 engine… ---
**Author:** ![supry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@supry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/supry)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/29 "2006-07-13T05:50:04Z")
This girl talking about her S2K “I was driving through a tunnel in NYC, and when the vtec kicked in everything went all blurry like in F&F.” ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/30 "2006-07-13T05:50:35Z")
> [@JUICEDSS](#): > > I knew this Mustang owner once that believed his tails were clear when we all knew they were ricey Altezzas. He used to scream “THEY’RE CLEARS!!!”, then he’d stomp around some, get in his car and go home. > > I wonder whatever happened to him ? 😉 fuck off… they were clears :shoot: 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/31 "2006-07-13T05:51:02Z")
> [@JUICEDSS](#): > > I knew this Mustang owner once that believed his tails were clear when we all knew they were ricey Altezzas. He used to scream “THEY’RE CLEARS!!!”, then he’d stomp around some, get in his car and go home. > > I wonder whatever happened to him ? 😉 he sucks dick for coke ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/32 "2006-07-13T05:54:02Z")
kid once told me for 2 hours about how fast his 3000gt was (NA AUTO) because he was running so much n20, finnnaly i go out to look at it, he has a nOS bottle in the trunk, with the hose running out… look under the hood, no hookup anywhere, i look back and find the open line is just tucked under the carpet… i break the news to him and first he is in disbelief, “but its faster i know it…” “how do you put the n20 on?” “the guy told me when i put it in L that the n20 is on” 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/33 "2006-07-13T06:03:05Z")
> [@$nails](#): > > kid that used to work over in lube shop had a late model celica GT-S. claimed he was running 50 lbs. of boost and that he blew through 3 manifolds that year ('05). claimed he was running 7 seconds through the 1/4 but then changed it to the 1/8th when i called him out on it. usually got pissed when i went downstairs to look at his non-existant turbo and came back laughing. > > side note, he had NOS stickers and neon lights. CRAZY FAST! wait was this at delta sonic lube shop? ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/34 "2006-07-13T06:10:01Z")
From another thread today > [@mJstk01](#): > > Video does seem weird from the camera zoom… I’m sure the road is actually much longer than we can tell. 1 mile in 30 sec roughly calculates to 176mph (5280ft/30s). X… :lol: ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/35 "2006-07-13T06:13:17Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > Try like 47 of them. > [@Corvette Magazine](#): > > Actually, 44 cars were assembled — all pilot cars that cost an estimated 500,000 each to fabricate. The 44 Corvettes built as pilot cars were assigned 1983 serial numbers. Of the 44 cars built, 11 were retained by the Bowling Green plant for assembly process evaluations and other tests. The remaining 33 went to engineering for crash tests and other engineering appraisals. The cars also saw duty at the long lead press preview at Riverside Raceway in december 1982 i donno if i would want any of those cars, there isnt much left of pre-production cars after all the testing they do. those kind of cars are plagued with poblems from being beaten hard and ripped apart 100 times who wants a car thats been thru the pothole / speedbump tests like in the truck commercials show ? or a car that was an assembly line prop, and was torn apart / reassembeled 100 times in order to steamline the assembly process its often hard to get 3 or 4 good cars out of what remains of 50 or 100 preproduction models picture what would remain of 50 matching rally cars after a season of abuse w/ minimal repairs :bloated: > Originally Posted by mJstk01 > Video does seem weird from the camera zoom… I’m sure the road is actually much longer than we can tell. 1 mile in 30 sec roughly calculates to 176mph (5280ft/30s). then i guess a mile a minute equals 88mph, despite the fact theres only 60 minutes in an hour ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/36 "2006-07-13T06:22:49Z")
“yeah, your’s are the ones with the 5.0 in them.” “those cars were factory supercharged.” two “mechanics” talking about 5-speed SHOs. “I’m looking for the V8 Miatas that Mazda made…” “Those Mitsubishis (Evo VIII) have posi at all four wheels” “I drilled the block out to make it a V8” (Corsica) “The new AMGs have a factory nitrous system.” (Last German with a factory nitrous system also had cannon and a prop, that I worked into the conversation later and he stopped making eye contact) “that Mustang’s got a big block.” (SCSteve’s late model GT) there’s so much ignorance out there. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/37 "2006-07-13T06:34:22Z")
> [@TrueBlue](#): > > “The new AMGs have a factory nitrous system.” (Last German with a factory nitrous system also had cannon and a prop, that I worked into the conversation later and he stopped making eye contact) bwahahaha … thats trivia question quality ownage right there ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/38 "2006-07-13T07:17:17Z")
i love when people ask what an odometer is but say O…doh…meter then cant figure out the make and model. over the winter we had a lady come in and tell us she had the red car… keep in mind i work at a big mall and the parking lot was full. she got mad when we asked what type of car it was, she just kept saying “its the red car” ---
**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/39 "2006-07-13T07:57:21Z")
> [@Vile](#): > > “I heal-toe my automatic” roffle…and it was said w/ such a straight face ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/40 "2006-07-13T08:02:09Z")
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