# Whats your brand of toilet paper? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 2, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534 "2009-09-02T19:59:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/1 "2009-09-02T19:59:45Z")
The “p00ping” thread made me wonder. I want to know who’s the cheap bastard on here who uses 1 ply commercial grade newspaper type paper :lmao ![http://alycostello.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/charmin1.jpg](http://alycostello.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/charmin1.jpg) Charmin here. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/2 "2009-09-02T20:00:41Z")
angel soft here …or my kids baby wipes ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/3 "2009-09-02T20:00:50Z")
Every time i went away for work I would steal the extra role of toilet paper every day… so I use hotel toilet paper ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/4 "2009-09-02T20:01:21Z")
ahhhhh sand paper ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/5 "2009-09-02T20:02:48Z")
who here remebers the school t-p ya know the shit that came out like napkins all folded up an shit i used to always poke threw it,all the time wasnt funny at all .in fact it could of been my first piece of ass that way hmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/6 "2009-09-02T20:06:55Z")
Public restroom papers are by far the worst, for obvious reasons. You have to go through the entire _roll_ at times. I mean generally if you’re desperate enough to go to a public restroom, it’s not going to be an easy adventure. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/7 "2009-09-02T20:07:41Z")
i make a assgasket when public toilets are in use ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/8 "2009-09-02T20:13:34Z")
Bidet or silk hand towel embroidered w/ initials. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/9 "2009-09-02T20:14:51Z")
come on now … ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/10 "2009-09-02T20:30:59Z")
> [@new car question](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-car-question/22488/4): > > Bidet or silk hand towel embroidered w/ initials. 🤣rofl:rofl bidets are fun also… :shifty ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/11 "2009-09-02T20:51:04Z")
> [@new car question](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-car-question/22488/4): > > Bidet or silk hand towel embroidered w/ initials. roommate is looking at me like i have 7 heads as i’m lol’ing HARD at this hahaha ---
**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/12 "2009-09-02T20:52:52Z")
> [@new car question](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-car-question/22488/4): > > Bidet or silk hand towel embroidered w/ initials. I get a bidet 3rd year here. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/13 "2009-09-02T21:00:50Z")
> [@Is this rate good?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-this-rate-good/22433/46): > > I get a bidet 3rd year here. I thought you were dead ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/14 "2009-09-02T21:04:25Z")
> [@Is this rate good?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-this-rate-good/22433/46): > > I get a bidet 3rd year here. hahahaah > [@mods and warranty](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mods-and-warranty/22489/6): > > I thought you were dead ahhhahahhaa im dying over here ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/15 "2009-09-02T21:32:14Z")
I get Scott 1000. I am afraid of bidets, they just dont seem right… ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/16 "2009-09-02T21:34:37Z")
I use whatever is there to wipe my ass with…but I hate that DUMPY ASS PUBLIC RESTROOM BULLL SHIT! ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/17 "2009-09-02T21:35:17Z")
> [@Anyplace hiring?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyplace-hiring/22493/6): > > I use whatever is there to wipe my ass with…but I hate that DUMPY ASS PUBLIC RESTROOM BULLL SHIT! the toilet paper at work isnt too bad ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/18 "2009-09-02T21:37:01Z")
> [@update on the turbo SHO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/update-on-the-turbo-sho/22494/3): > > the toilet paper at work isnt too bad Yeah if you’re one of the RETARDS UP FRONT shit SUCKS, I bring my own in, and hide it right outside in one of those boxes. Fuck using the same dumpy TP that those boces use(and you) ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/19 "2009-09-02T21:40:51Z")
> [@Anyplace hiring?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyplace-hiring/22493/8): > > Yeah if you’re one of the RETARDS UP FRONT > shit SUCKS, I bring my own in, and hide it right outside in one of those boxes. Fuck using the same dumpy TP that those boces use(and you) tsss… im finding your toilet paper and pissing in it ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/20 "2009-09-02T21:48:28Z")
I shit a lot at work and the TP sucks. Most of the time it rips before I get my desired crumpled amount out of the GOD DAMN DISPENSER [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534.md?page=2)