# Whats your brand of toilet paper? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 2, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534 "2009-09-02T19:59:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/21 "2009-09-02T22:20:52Z")
40 grit on a grinder usually… ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/22 "2009-09-03T06:50:44Z")
i work for the state, and they must be cutting budget cause the toilet paper they use rips your asshole right the fuck apart… shitting is no longer enjoyable at work:( ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/23 "2009-09-03T06:59:58Z")
when i worked at Bed Bath and Beyond during college, i gave myself a safety wipe with a hand towel that was out on the shelves, then i folded it and put it back. i hated that place. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/24 "2009-09-03T07:01:11Z")
wahh thats all i hear from you people. pampered little girls. yall need to spend a day or 2 on an aircraft carrier. that sand paper TP is a slice of heaven considering most of the time TP doesnt exist because it got wet, or someone took it. you take what you can get sometimes. just be thankful you arent using the 3 sea shells. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/25 "2009-09-03T07:17:34Z")
> [@Since Everyone luvs the El es juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-luvs-the-el-es-juan/22507/2): > > wahh thats all i hear from you people. pampered little girls. > > yall need to spend a day or 2 on an aircraft carrier. that sand paper TP is a slice of heaven considering most of the time TP doesnt exist because it got wet, or someone took it. you take what you can get sometimes. just be thankful you arent using the 3 sea shells. o u mean like the movie demolition man? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/26 "2009-09-03T07:20:16Z")
Mexican cleaner maids hand. I tell her I’m calling the INS if she doesnt fucking moisturize more ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/27 "2009-09-03T08:36:28Z")
Charmin Ultra Strong. Still very soft and good,and doesn’t break when you’re really on cleaning duty. Get it… Duty… ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/28 "2009-09-03T08:39:27Z")
I like to use the Mothers powerball, I clamped my drill to the toilet seat, works wonders. _You might want to line the nearby walls with plastic_ ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/29 "2009-09-03T08:51:28Z")
> [@new to nyspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-to-nyspeed/22512/12): > > I like to use the Mothers powerball, I clamped my drill to the toilet seat, works wonders. _You might want to line the nearby walls with plastic_ lolerbating at my desk. ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/30 "2009-09-03T09:20:29Z")
> [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/218): > > when i worked at Bed Bath and Beyond during college, i gave myself a safety wipe with a hand towel that was out on the shelves, then i folded it and put it back. i hated that place. Wow, laughing pretty hard over here. Reminds me of the topic you brought up about wiping and how Jerry admitted he was a front wiper. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/31 "2009-09-03T09:23:52Z")
> [@NYSpeed and Carlisle in 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-and-carlisle-in-2007/22513/8): > > Wow, laughing pretty hard over here. > > Reminds me of the topic you brought up about wiping and how Jerry admitted he was a front wiper. i dont remember this. haha front wiper? so he wips his wee wee with TP? what a fag ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/32 "2009-09-03T09:25:42Z")
> [@erase me..............](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/erase-me/22435/14): > > i dont remember this. haha > > front wiper? so he wips his wee wee with TP? what a fag Oh man, you went on a rant about this. How can you not remember?! You were asking if you stood up or sit down when you wiped and if you were a front to back or back to front wiper. I’m pretty sure this was at Scott’s house if I remember correctly. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/33 "2009-09-03T09:29:12Z")
hahaha epic! ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/34 "2009-09-03T09:46:02Z")
I find that a warm, damp washcloth works the best. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/35 "2009-09-03T09:58:09Z")
> [@F.S: 2 12inch subs with box](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-s-2-12inch-subs-with-box/22369/4): > > I find that a warm, damp washcloth works the best. this is saved for the messy pweps. and u have to use soap. makes u feel sooooo clean ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/36 "2009-09-04T21:54:29Z")
Baby wipes FTW, esp when my hemorrhoids are flared up. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/37 "2009-09-04T22:20:51Z")
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534/38 "2009-09-04T22:22:22Z")
oh ya since i cme back from india i dont use anything allah said it was dirty to put paper in your ass so i splash some holly water up in there, i have this whore i pay 650 dollars a week to give me oral sex i usually have her take care of the rest [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-your-brand-of-toilet-paper/246534.md?page=1)