# wheelie-cunt vs. suckling the teet-cunt

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 31, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390 "2010-05-31T14:35:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/101 "2010-06-01T20:08:03Z")

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> [@GT5 Vs Real Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gt5-vs-real-life/32281/18):
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> I feel the hatred towards auto transmissions!

x2 autos are for newbs that can’t pedal a stick car. :ohnoes:ohnoes:ohnoes

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/102 "2010-06-01T20:08:31Z")

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> [@Cuff Links](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cuff-links/32293/12):
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> x2 autos are for newbs that can’t pedal a stick car. :ohnoes:ohnoes:ohnoes

Hmmm… :shifty

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/103 "2010-06-01T20:10:31Z")

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I tried to ‘point and shoot’ once, but I hit the nightstand instead of her face.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/104 "2010-06-01T20:11:54Z")

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I cant launch my car or do a burnout to save my life with the stick.  
I know how to drive a stick but not race one.

Ive got a line lock now but I disconnected it because it was in the way and I dont really need it.

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/105 "2010-06-01T20:13:49Z")

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:lol

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/106 "2010-06-01T20:15:26Z")

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> [@The N word was buried..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-n-word-was-buried/32146/59):
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> I cant launch my car or do a burnout to save my life with the stick.  
> I know how to drive a stick but not race one.
> 
> Ive got a line lock now but I disconnected it because it was in the way and I dont really need it.

:retardclap

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/107 "2010-06-01T20:16:39Z")

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> [@The N word was buried..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-n-word-was-buried/32146/59):
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> I cant launch my car or do a burnout to save my life with the stick.  
> I know how to drive a stick but not race one.
> 
> Ive got a line lock now but I disconnected it because it was in the way and I dont really need it.

how do you not know how to “race” a stick?!!??!

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**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/108 "2010-06-01T20:17:46Z")

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[quote=“SSmokinn SS,post:11,topic:32299"”]

how do you not know how to “race” a stick?!!??!

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Same way you don’t.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/109 "2010-06-01T20:18:21Z")

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[quote=“SSmokinn SS,post:11,topic:32299"”]

how do you not know how to “race” a stick?!!??!

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I cant launch at all, I smoke the clutch instead of the tires and I wind out every gear, usually hitting the rev limiter

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/110 "2010-06-01T20:24:21Z")

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> [@Attn: Zwarbutt F'er, BikerOneViginaForLifeFry](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-zwarbutt-fer-bikeroneviginaforlifefry/32295/3):
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> I cant launch at all, I smoke the clutch instead of the tires and I wind out every gear, usually hitting the rev limiter

whats your redline? You shift a few hundred rpms before you hit your revv limiter…not a big deal. takes practice

your holding the clutch in too long/releasing too slow which is why your smoking it

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/111 "2010-06-01T20:25:38Z")

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If you actually drove the car youd be more familiar with it and know how to drive it better Paul. Pretty simple, but then again, that would make sense :lmao

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/112 "2010-06-01T20:29:25Z")

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> [@WTH: Are you a l33t h4x? Possible job opening](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-are-you-a-l33t-h4x-possible-job-opening/32239/45):
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> whats your redline? You shift a few hundred rpms before you hit your revv limiter…not a big deal. takes practice
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> your holding the clutch in too long/releasing too slow which is why your smoking it

No idea what the red line is these days since its a different motor and tranny its probably different than what it used to be.

I never remember to watch the tach when racing it.

I think Im spinning the tires doing a burnout but Im not.

And Ive driven the car but just suck at racing it at the track. With the current tires theres no sense in taking it to the track because it just gets sideways when I hammer it.

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**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/113 "2010-06-01T20:30:51Z")

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PJB saves the thread!

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/114 "2010-06-01T20:31:41Z")

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PJB - quit masturbating in the park after work, get a 2nd job. make more money and buy some real tires for it!

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/115 "2010-06-01T20:34:32Z")

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Im done putting money into this car and I dont have time for a second job.

I dont want to be working just for this piece of shit even though I feel like I already am. Before this car all I had was a car payment (other car), cell phone and insurance and a few things here and there.

Now its personal loan, credit card, truck payment, insurance, quad, cell phone and more.

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/116 "2010-06-01T20:36:50Z")

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> [@Cuff Links](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cuff-links/32293/15):
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> Im done putting money into this car and I dont have time for a second job.
> 
> I dont want to be working just for this piece of shit even though I feel like I already am. Before this car all I had was a car payment (other car), cell phone and insurance and a few things here and there.
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> Now its personal loan, credit card, truck payment, insurance, quad, cell phone and more.

good luck with that 10 years of debt!

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/117 "2010-06-01T20:40:42Z")

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well in 3 years the personal loan is paid off (should be less since I pay extra), 5 for the truck, cell and insurance are constant and then Ill hopefully be able to pay off the credit card since the other two loans will be paid off. Not sure sure how long on the quad but thats cheap and I pay extra on that too.

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/118 "2010-06-01T20:43:10Z")

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ok, so atleast the next 5 years youre wrapped up in a ton of debt.

4 grand for the mustang. do it.

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/119 "2010-06-01T20:43:22Z")

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wheelie-cunt-vs-suckling-the-teet-cunt/252390/120 "2010-06-01T20:44:25Z")

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> [@Does anyone know y ubrf is down????](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-anyone-know-y-ubrf-is-down/31803/57):
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> ok, so atleast the next 5 years youre wrapped up in a ton of debt.
> 
> 4 grand for the mustang. do it.

I know I can get more than that for it.

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