# When Girls Don't Put Out **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 15, 2009, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379 "2009-01-15T11:45:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/1 "2009-01-15T11:45:02Z")
-hope this isn’t a repost… One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’ I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’ So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… ‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’ She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’ Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take t he day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’ We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ‘That’s fine, honey.’ She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‘I think this is all Dear, let’s go to the cashier.’ I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’ Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‘WHAT?’ I then said, ‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’ And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’ Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either…but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/2 "2009-01-15T11:46:50Z")
LOL thats great ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/3 "2009-01-15T11:46:58Z")
oldie but goodie :tup: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Janus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c2a13f/32.png) [@Janus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/4 "2009-01-15T11:47:18Z")
haha i f-in love it ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/5 "2009-01-15T11:47:55Z")
repotz but still def funny! ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/6 "2009-01-15T11:48:54Z")
A++ ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/7 "2009-01-15T11:49:01Z")
Ahahaha… yeah, thats a good one. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/8 "2009-01-15T11:49:34Z")
LOL! ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/9 "2009-01-15T11:50:54Z")
when girls don’t put out for me… I punch them in the face then rape them ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/10 "2009-01-15T11:51:22Z")
:tup: ---
**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/11 "2009-01-15T11:53:05Z")
LOL that’s awesome :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/12 "2009-01-15T12:01:41Z")
Very nice ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/13 "2009-01-15T12:04:24Z")
And the next day, he was single and she was out with his best friend shopping… and getting laid in the dressing room. ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/14 "2009-01-15T12:10:49Z")
hahaha i lol’d at work and got weird looks from coworkers ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/15 "2009-01-15T12:23:54Z")
:tup: :tup: :tup: :tup: :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/16 "2009-01-15T12:26:25Z")
keep the pimp hand strong… ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/17 "2009-01-15T12:26:32Z")
Would read again. A++ ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/18 "2009-01-15T12:52:00Z")
Thats Great! ---
**Author:** ![38stang](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/38stang/32/7479_2.png) [@38stang](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/38stang)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/19 "2009-01-15T12:52:03Z")
lol good one ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379/20 "2009-01-15T13:00:05Z")
def gonna email this to the gf… i hate those damn games they play [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-girls-dont-put-out/61379.md?page=2)