# When God takes a shit. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 15, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790 "2009-06-15T16:20:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/1 "2009-06-15T16:20:19Z")
coming from colonie center to my house in g-land, god must have had a big red candle for breakfast or some shit i’m a size 14 :lol ![http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/0615091830.jpg](http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/0615091830.jpg) ![http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/downsized_0615091825.jpg](http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/downsized_0615091825.jpg) ![http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/0615091828.jpg](http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/0615091828.jpg) ![http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/0615091825b.jpg](http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/0615091825b.jpg) my buddies car :lmao ![http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/0615091832.jpg](http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/0615091832.jpg) home safe and sound: ![http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/0615091907.jpg](http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/0615091907.jpg) a funny image, grill goin’, green grass, ~70\*, and ice on the ground: ![http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/downsized_0615091905a.jpg](http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/kramerbuccs24/fdsa/downsized_0615091905a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/2 "2009-06-15T16:21:48Z")
you guys reallllllyyyyy “drifted” in that? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/3 "2009-06-15T16:26:03Z")
I had to save delucias civic from that ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/4 "2009-06-15T16:28:11Z")
gti and gto, safe in the garage. and oddly enough i live close to colonie center, no hail at all, so Yota = safe ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/5 "2009-06-15T16:39:33Z")
toga was pretty bad witht he hail too! ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/6 "2009-06-15T16:43:46Z")
> [@Official 2006 Halloween Costume Idea Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-2006-halloween-costume-idea-thread/18353/103): > > you guys reallllllyyyyy “drifted” in that? who said anything about drifting??? i was shitting my pants, thought my car was gonna get totalled. it was worse than the storm that did $6,000 worth of damage to bfol’s old RSX ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/7 "2009-06-15T16:51:29Z")
I put my car in the warehouse at work as I saw the storm off in the distance. Thing just barely fit through the sliding door, there was like 3" of clearance on each side of the car. Everyone on facebook was saying hail back home, so I went and moved the car. About 5 minutes later it began hailing, quarter sized too. Twas crazy. ![http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs113.snc1/4828_111220822036_747952036_3349157_4275363_n.jpg](http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs113.snc1/4828_111220822036_747952036_3349157_4275363_n.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/8 "2009-06-15T18:40:36Z")
Toga around 230 going north on 87. I just missed it. ![http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b28/skierdood/0615091437.jpg](http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b28/skierdood/0615091437.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/9 "2009-06-15T18:44:18Z")
Cosseys brother called us to tell us the weather guy was calling for hail here any minute and as soon as we got the porsche in the shop in the nick of time boom hail storm all over the dsm. LOL ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/10 "2009-06-15T18:45:05Z")
shit came down hard had a small welt on my arm grabing the shop vac from the back of the pickup too ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/11 "2009-06-15T18:52:43Z")
porsche’s at langan are going to be meeting with the ding king soon ---
**Author:** ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/12 "2009-06-15T20:05:42Z")
My dad and sis were at dinner at Panera in Mohawk Commons, I was at home (near Central Park in Sch’dy), they got hail, I didn’t. My car is safe, whew. ---
**Author:** ![Z28LT1Rocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28lt1rocket/32/6436_2.png) [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/13 "2009-06-15T20:39:55Z")
when god shits it must not be when im living… (please imply) ---
**Author:** ![underboosted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/underboosted/32/6424_2.png) [@underboosted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/underboosted)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/14 "2009-06-15T21:01:44Z")
My car was safe,But my truck was in the parking lot at work.Gotta look in the morning for dents. ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/15 "2009-06-15T21:11:54Z")
![http://www.bowzerbird.com/flash/flashanimations/poop.jpg](http://www.bowzerbird.com/flash/flashanimations/poop.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/16 "2009-06-15T21:16:21Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/856): > > porsche’s at langan are going to be meeting with the ding king soon Let me know who you guys go through for Paintless Dent Repair lol. ---
**Author:** ![Z28LT1Rocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28lt1rocket/32/6436_2.png) [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/17 "2009-06-15T21:18:11Z")
guy who works at toyota names flynn has a blue 2004ish toyota tacoma trd off-road its flynn’s paintless dent repair ask for his biz card at toyota on rt9 near audi ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/18 "2009-06-15T21:19:27Z")
what did you just say ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/19 "2009-06-15T21:25:10Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/889): > > guy who works at toyota names flynn has a blue 2004ish toyota tacoma trd off-road its flynn’s paintless dent repair ask for his biz card at toyota on rt9 near audi I’m thinking more who Langan Porsche goes for their repair. I don’t know if anything will need to be painted, but there’s only one place in the capital region that is qualified to do painting by Porsche, and that’s Walters. Thanks for the info though. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790/20 "2009-06-15T21:29:38Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/849): > > Cosseys brother called us to tell us the weather guy was calling for hail here any minute and as soon as we got the porsche in the shop in the nick of time boom hail storm all over the dsm. LOL odd that i live down the street from you and no hail here. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-god-takes-a-shit/244790.md?page=2)