# When stupid people invent shit

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [May 25, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589 "2011-05-25T14:28:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author: ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/1 "2011-05-25T14:28:16Z")

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This is what you get. :wow:wow:wow:bowdown:bowdown

I guess if you are too fucking lazy to enjoy riding and don’t mind something impale your throat if you are in a minor accident. This might be for you.

It came in **_THREE_** fucking colors man! So you can look cool using it!!

…and can someone fucking educate me what the fuck is “3 point riding”???

[youtu.be/tO8FEcqxjug](https://youtu.be/tO8FEcqxjug)

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### Author: ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/2 "2011-05-25T14:38:07Z")

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:facepalm

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### Author: ![HiSpeed48](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hispeed48/32/6688_2.png) [@HiSpeed48](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HiSpeed48)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/3 "2011-05-25T14:52:05Z")

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what a great idea

now, if a vampire steals your bike and gets into a tank slapper, it’ll be like a stake through the heart

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/4 "2011-05-25T15:36:42Z")

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Looks like a dildo. :lol

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### Author: ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/5 "2011-05-25T17:28:35Z")

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wtf. Whoever came up with that deserves a kick in the balls.

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/6 "2011-05-25T19:07:23Z")

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i want the wind tunnel effect

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### Author: ![Oleg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oleg/32/6276_2.png) [@Oleg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oleg)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/7 "2011-05-25T20:46:28Z")

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Quite clearly this is a ploy to kill off the squids.

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### Author: ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/8 "2011-05-25T20:54:47Z")

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i want better braking, better acceleration

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### Author: ![offroadzj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/offroadzj/32/6428_2.png) [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/9 "2011-05-26T02:05:32Z")

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LMAO… this guy is on the R6-forum trying to market it and is getting shot down HARD. Its actually quite humorous to read through.

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/10 "2011-05-26T02:29:21Z")

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Link?

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### Author: ![offroadzj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/offroadzj/32/6428_2.png) [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/11 "2011-05-26T07:02:21Z")

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Not really epic status, but it had some lolz.  
[http://www.r6-forum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138613](http://www.r6-forum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138613)

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/12 "2011-05-26T08:04:56Z")

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> ![http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_abeQimvg_6U/TGWB1fr4OGI/AAAAAAAAC0c/Xq2bSPs9oSQ/s1600/IT_(South_Park%3B_The_Entity).jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/d/6d4e4c13f6db0843138816efb45fa21412018500.jpeg)

Ahahahahaha

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### Author: ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/13 "2011-05-26T09:07:14Z")

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> [@heads and tails did!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heads-and-tails-did/42528/11):
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> Not really epic status, but it had some lolz.  
> [Sports Bike Headrest | Yamaha R6 Forum: YZF-R6 Forums](http://www.r6-forum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138613)

> **[Really???](https://www.gixxer.com/threads/really.301105/)**

All hope is lost for this guy cause even the gixxer people don’t think it is a good idea. :crackup

_Disclaimer: Meant to be a joke, gixxer people don’t flame…:giggle_

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/14 "2011-05-26T09:15:40Z")

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If you goto their actual page, under checkout, what is the special vest they have added? lol

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2011, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/15 "2011-05-26T09:42:19Z")

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That is absolutely fucking retarded

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### Author: ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/16 "2011-05-27T01:19:10Z")

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damn i feel bad for the ceo now, poor dude just has NO idea how bad his product really is and hes like all the other failed inventors out there…

thats a shame

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### Author: ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2011, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/17 "2011-05-27T11:31:58Z")

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Maybe there so stupid they think thats the third point of contact on the bike ?

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### Author: ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/18 "2011-05-30T19:24:57Z")

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ass , chest and chin = 3 point riding ? :rofl wtf

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### Author: ![MidThrust](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/midthrust/32/6711_2.png) [@MidThrust](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MidThrust)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2011, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-stupid-people-invent-shit/258589/19 "2011-06-01T10:37:21Z")

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I think im getting so i can get a nap in mid-ride! :facepalm :retardclap
