# When will Chris07SS poop? \*contest rules inside\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 15, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445 "2009-07-15T12:54:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/1 "2009-07-15T12:54:20Z")
I just ate two sticks of cracker barrel cheese, easy mac, a package of pop tarts, a can of olives, and drank a pint of gatorade. I did not shit yet from my cup of coffee earlier, which led me to the conclusion that I am going to explode sometime today. Not sure yet though as I do not have any warning signs (rumbly stomach, squeak farts, violent burping, dialated large intestine, etc) PM me the time on which you think I will poop today and post “PM’d” in this thread so I know that you sent me a message. If I do not get a message from you and you reply “PM’d” then that is your problem and you should learn how to correctly utilize the PM feature on this forum. Let me add this, _ **whoever is the closest wins a $5 gift card to McDonalds** _ to aid in future assplosions and stomach problems. Contest ends today at 11:59PM EST. If two people pick the same time and win, the prize will be split amongst you. And… GO. _Disqualifications:_ 94GT5.0 PM’s received: GATVILLE - 10:34 ReDevil - 9:37 [ninety1two40](http://shift518.gom-host.com/member.php?u=172) - 11:00, 7:30 (I have two from you) LKSi - 8:47 Bennyfizzle - 5:26 Swifty - 630 SlackJ94 - 6:43 Yodelprad - 5:24 **WINNER = GATVILLE 10:34!** ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/2 "2009-07-15T12:57:22Z")
pm’d ---
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/3 "2009-07-15T12:59:06Z")
PM’d ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/4 "2009-07-15T13:01:47Z")
I hope you shit your pants. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/5 "2009-07-15T13:03:06Z")
94GT5.0 has been disqualified from the contest. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/6 "2009-07-15T13:06:06Z")
Yes!!! ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/7 "2009-07-15T13:06:22Z")
But in the event that you do, I get that $5 you bitch!! :lol ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/8 "2009-07-15T13:07:47Z")
> [@My friend's 13 Y/O Sister's IM logs...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-friends-13-y-o-sisters-im-logs/20529/8): > > But in the event that you do, I get that $5 you bitch!! :lol You will get nothing and like it. ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/9 "2009-07-15T13:07:52Z")
PM’d ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/10 "2009-07-15T13:09:57Z")
> [@Happy Birthday No Parking](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-no-parking/20525/16): > > You will get nothing and like it. I smell a lawn job brewin…and not talking about cars…:rofl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/11 "2009-07-15T13:11:04Z")
> [@94Gt5.0"](#): > > I smell a lawn job brewin…and not talking about cars…:rofl Stop getting all hissy. You should have thought ahead before wishing bad things upon me. ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/12 "2009-07-15T13:12:34Z")
> [@Chris07SS](#): > > [QUOTE=SlackJ94]Between 4:07PM and 11:59PM :rofl Pick one time, lol[/QUOTE] Damnit! Foiled! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/13 "2009-07-15T13:18:13Z")
thank u ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/14 "2009-07-15T13:18:24Z")
I bet the next time you take a ride on the SMR… everytime I get on my bike the vibrations or something makes me want to shit. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/15 "2009-07-15T13:19:40Z")
> [@Will 3pm Just Fucking Get Here!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-3pm-just-fucking-get-here/20530/3): > > Stop getting all hissy. You should have thought ahead before wishing bad things upon me. No hissyness here, I dont need $5, and was bustin your balls… ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/16 "2009-07-15T13:21:00Z")
> [@TrueBlue's new project. 56K warn.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/trueblues-new-project-56k-warn/20399/51): > > No hissyness here, I dont need $5, and was bustin your balls… It’s the thought that counts, ADAM. ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/17 "2009-07-15T13:21:38Z")
pm’d ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/18 "2009-07-15T13:27:13Z")
I think you will have to take a picture with the date/time clearly shown on a cell phone, infront of said pewping… to verify the winner. ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/19 "2009-07-15T13:29:39Z")
I believe this contest is a hoax. I’m guessing you have already taken a shit. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445/20 "2009-07-15T13:33:39Z")
Is there any bonus prize for guessing the number of corn cereals? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-will-chris07ss-poop-contest-rules-inside/245445.md?page=2)