# When you are in Lockwood at night **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 1, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581 "2006-11-01T17:16:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/1 "2006-11-01T17:16:01Z")
Do you ever feel as though somebody is going to come rape you? :shrug: It’s so dark and scary in here. God is going to rape me. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/2 "2006-11-01T17:18:32Z")
Indeed, hide your kittens. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/3 "2006-11-01T17:19:10Z")
spank one out, like the infamous man in the past ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/4 "2006-11-01T17:26:37Z")
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I smell the smell of a RAPE SCENE!!! False alarm. It’s just this bitch’s kim chi. ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/5 "2006-11-01T17:33:24Z")
i dont like when people do group study in lockwood, or talk in general. go to fucking capen. i’m not very studious, but when I go to lockwood, it’s when I’m trying to be. and the loud bastards piss me off! ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/6 "2006-11-01T17:34:18Z")
my favorite is when they are on those fucking 2 way phone radio things… and they don’t give a fuck about anyone else but themselves ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/7 "2006-11-01T17:42:41Z")
ahh to not have to do that anymore 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/8 "2006-11-01T17:54:43Z")
ew don’t open it again it was bad enough the first time around. stop it. don’t do it. please. i beg you. no. i won’t tell anybody if you stop right now! ---
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/9 "2006-11-01T18:49:52Z")
I’ve only been in Lookwood twice. One of those times I had to take a dump. Man, the toilets are so weird there. My feet didn’t touch the ground. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/10 "2006-11-01T18:52:53Z")
Really??? I think I must try this. It will be like an episode of The Big Comfy Couch. Loonette ain’t got nothin’ on me. The Big Dirty Toilet in Lockwood with Coorey. How tall are you? ---
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/11 "2006-11-01T19:02:12Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#): > > How tall are you? 5’12" My butt fell asleep really fast… ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/12 "2006-11-01T19:11:03Z")
I’m only 5’8". I don’t want to risk being stuck on the toilet for a few days… ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/13 "2006-11-02T04:00:09Z")
higher floors of the tall buildings on campus were the best for covert shitting operations. it always baffled me that people would attempt a shit in the busy bathrooms on the first/second floor along the spine. :bloated: ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/14 "2006-11-02T09:34:17Z")
I don’t know how anybody can poop in a busy bathroom. I have performance anxiety… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/15 "2006-11-02T09:35:54Z")
lol working at the helpdesk right now for another 25 min ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-are-in-lockwood-at-night/19581/16 "2006-11-02T11:02:47Z")
The toilets on the first floor of the union are the best. They’ve got these weird countoured ergonomic toilet seats that hug your ass. They’re like Recaros for shitters. :tup: