# When you shower.. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 10, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703 "2008-09-10T17:50:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/1 "2008-09-10T17:50:49Z")
Do you ever get bored and tuck your dick and balls between your legs and act like a girl… I have been doing this atleast once a week lately, and just the other day i found my self humming a Aretha Franklin song while doing it. ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/2 "2008-09-10T17:55:30Z")
you know how i know you’re… nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/3 "2008-09-10T17:57:54Z")
W…T…F ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/4 "2008-09-10T17:58:37Z")
> **[Urban Dictionary: fruit basket](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fruit%20basket)** > > When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket. Left it logged in somewhere did we now. ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/5 "2008-09-10T18:11:18Z")
Well no… but im gonna try it now ---
**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/6 "2008-09-10T18:11:43Z")
LOL! nice, dude. ---
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/7 "2008-09-10T18:15:10Z")
Never really gave it a thought, usually I just wash my ass really good, shampoo and condition after I mush my shit down the drain with my big toe. ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/8 "2008-09-10T18:16:55Z")
> [@fairgentleman Z](#): > > Never really gave it a thought, usually I just wash my ass really good, shampoo and condition after I mush my shit down the drain with my big toe. lmao… is that you who made the gif??? post it up! ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/9 "2008-09-10T18:17:59Z")
Why is everyone surprised? He drives a Scion. ---
**Author:** ![Harvey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/harvey/32/5069_2.png) [@Harvey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Harvey)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/10 "2008-09-10T19:00:43Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > Why is everyone surprised? He drives a Scion. LOL ---
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/11 "2008-09-10T19:08:52Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > Why is everyone surprised? He drives a Scion. I tried, and i still don’t see the relevance of where that has anything to do with me performing the fruit basket while showering, shit i even try to do it at work and see how long i can walk around before it becomes untucked. ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/12 "2008-09-10T19:23:48Z")
> [@Bsp TC](#): > > I tried, and i still don’t see the relevance of where that has anything to do with me performing the fruit basket while showering, shit i even try to do it at work and see how long i can walk around before it becomes untucked. its a feeling of accomplishment at work because no one else knows your doing it ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/13 "2008-09-10T19:25:19Z")
this is the night crew failing…is it not? ---
**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/14 "2008-09-10T19:29:50Z")
BCp TC…NEW RESIDENT CREEPSTER. Check his basement for a kidnapped hooker with the lotion on the skin… ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/15 "2008-09-10T19:31:02Z")
What if I don’t shower, can this still be accomplished? ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/16 "2008-09-10T19:31:31Z")
> [@Bsp TC"](#): > > Do you ever get bored and tuck your dick and balls between your legs and act like a girl… > > I have been doing this atleast once a week lately, and just the other day i found my self humming a Aretha Franklin song while doing it. No sir, I dont like it! ---
**Author:** ![Studderin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/studderin/32/7197_2.png) [@Studderin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Studderin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/17 "2008-09-10T19:42:27Z")
Yeah, don:carnut …save meeeeeeeeee… :lol: ---
**Author:** ![TrapMuzik82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trapmuzik82/32/7488_2.png) [@TrapMuzik82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrapMuzik82)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/18 "2008-09-10T20:13:41Z")
I like doing the pee pee dance. I usually don’t think to piss before I shower and once the waters running, I gotta go. So I pee, away from the drain, and as I see the pee coming towards my feet, I do a little dance and dodge it, it’s fun. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/19 "2008-09-10T20:22:59Z")
Abort, abort! ---
**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/20 "2008-09-10T20:29:22Z")
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