# When you shower.. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 10, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703 "2008-09-10T17:50:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/21 "2008-09-10T20:30:16Z")
Why do these queer-bag threads get so much attention? I mean for real, what the fuck is wrong with you people? The “which way does your dick hang” thread just threw me for a loop as to how many pages it reached but this is just gayer than Billy Idol. You aren’t even car enthusiasts, you’re just a bunch of fuckin closet fags. No wonder I went back to roclife after a 4 year hiatus. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/22 "2008-09-10T20:37:03Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#): > > lmao… is that you who made the gif??? post it up! no one here made that gif. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/23 "2008-09-10T20:39:17Z")
I have a morning ritual that I need to share I call it the terminator first I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator travellin through time” pose. with my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute visualizing either arnold or the guy from the second movie, (not the chick in the thrid one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me proceed through my day as an emotionless cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg it ruins the fantasy. I think maybe I read to many comic books when I was a kid. ---
**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/24 "2008-09-10T20:41:21Z")
> [@Cavi Mike](#): > > You aren’t even car enthusiasts, you’re just a bunch of fuckin closet fags. No wonder I went back to roclife after a 4 year hiatus. so thats why you suck… your from roclife. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/25 "2008-09-10T20:48:51Z")
> [@Cavi Mike](#): > > Why do these queer-bag threads get so much attention? I mean for real, what the fuck is wrong with you people? The “which way does your dick hang” thread just threw me for a loop as to how many pages it reached but this is just gayer than Billy Idol. > > You aren’t even car enthusiasts, you’re just a bunch of fuckin closet fags. No wonder I went back to roclife after a 4 year hiatus. you can go back there and stay there and not post here at all. ---
**Author:** ![DetailWNY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@DetailWNY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DetailWNY)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/26 "2008-09-10T20:49:37Z")
Im often impressed and surprised to say the least at how far some thread will go here as well ---
**Author:** ![BlkKnight099](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkknight099/32/5276_2.png) [@BlkKnight099](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkKnight099)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/27 "2008-09-10T20:50:12Z")
> [@ieatpaint315](#): > > you know how i know you’re… > > nevermind. haha. People are messed up. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/28 "2008-09-10T20:50:47Z")
> [@getcha](#): > > Im often impressed and surprised to say the least at how far some thread will go here as well wat? ---
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 3:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/29 "2008-09-11T03:34:36Z")
> [@bobbyg1243](#): > > What if I don’t shower, can this still be accomplished? Yes it can very easily, just don’t try to take a shit with your balls tucked because it never ends up good. For beginners you could start of doing it during the day, and if you want some added assistance you could use some of that 3M painters tape to help ( i tried this and duct tape, but this works better because it doesn’t stick to the pubes). ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/30 "2008-09-11T05:39:08Z")
> [@Bsp TC"](#): > > Do you ever get bored and tuck your dick and balls between your legs and act like a girl… > > I have been doing this atleast once a week lately, and just the other day i found my self humming a Aretha Franklin song while doing it. likely a repost but i don’t care enough to read any of the replies. fag. ---
**Author:** ![SOLITUDE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@SOLITUDE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SOLITUDE)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/31 "2008-09-11T05:46:38Z")
> [@Dex](#): > > no one here made that gif. +karm aahahah ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/32 "2008-09-11T05:48:48Z")
> [@Dex](#): > > I have a morning ritual that I need to share I call it the terminator first I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator travellin through time” pose. with my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute visualizing either arnold or the guy from the second movie, (not the chick in the thrid one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me proceed through my day as an emotionless cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg it ruins the fantasy. I think maybe I read to many comic books when I was a kid. +karma :lolsign: ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/33 "2008-09-11T05:57:28Z")
wouldnt this be worth 3 points?..THE GOAT ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/34 "2008-09-11T06:13:11Z")
Sunday nights for Bsp TC… **semi NWS…** ![http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/brettjayb/crossdresser2.jpg](http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/brettjayb/crossdresser2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slopoke](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slopoke/32/7248_2.png) [@Slopoke](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slopoke)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/35 "2008-09-11T07:15:49Z")
Fucking Jeff you never fail to surprise me 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/36 "2008-09-11T08:27:27Z")
dear god paulo ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/37 "2008-09-11T09:25:01Z")
i always knew you were a weird guy ---
**Author:** ![letitroll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@letitroll](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/letitroll)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/38 "2008-09-11T09:42:53Z")
This thread has me pissing myself… I like to stick the remote shower head in my ass and see how long it takes for water to start pouring out of my ears… Wheelz… Do you rub the lotion on it’s skin? ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/39 "2008-09-11T09:52:25Z")
Day crew summed up into one word: Bored ---
**Author:** ![Firehawk853](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/firehawk853/32/7607_2.png) [@Firehawk853](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Firehawk853)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703/40 "2008-09-11T10:35:20Z")
I’d fuck me… ![http://msp189.photobucket.com/albums/z15/toast_face/silence.jpg](http://msp189.photobucket.com/albums/z15/toast_face/silence.jpg) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-you-shower/54703.md?page=3)